The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8734. | Quan (martinrockon) | 49.13 | — | 2010-05-30 |
| 8735. | Dmitry (monreal) | 49.12 | 95% | 2017-09-22 |
| 8736. | Snail (perseveringsnail) | 49.12 | 93% | 2023-05-24 |
| 8737. | pasi (palli8367) | 49.12 | 93% | 2021-04-14 |
| 8738. | (lillybaez) | 49.12 | 89% | 2016-01-06 |
| 8739. | hunter (hunter667) | 49.12 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| 8740. | bill (bwoodwerk) | 49.12 | 96% | 2012-05-05 |
| 8741. | noman (nomanjessri) | 49.12 | 93% | 2016-05-23 |
| 8742. | TheOne (mister00anonymous) | 49.12 | 88% | 2014-03-04 |
| 8743. | tHuGgIe (jayfaimau) | 49.12 | — | 2009-12-26 |
| 8744. | Subeesh (subeesh18) | 49.11 | 87% | 2014-01-05 |
| 8745. | (reach_aashu) | 49.11 | 94% | 2021-05-07 |
| 8746. | Garima (summerqueen15) | 49.11 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
| 8747. | Tâm (xxcysxx) | 49.11 | 98% | 2016-09-18 |
| 8748. | (sarahlsmith) | 49.11 | — | 2010-09-02 |
| 8749. | Szopjál (faszkoro) | 49.11 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 8750. | (tellerj) | 49.10 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 8751. | Mila (mila2003) | 49.10 | 95% | 2022-02-14 |
| 8752. | (mrspoopybuttholes) | 49.10 | 94% | 2022-03-21 |
| 8753. | Firas (knight68) | 49.10 | 94% | 2022-10-12 |
| 8754. | Zee (z_types) | 49.10 | 94% | 2021-01-02 |
| 8755. | (junkeboi) | 49.10 | 97% | 2021-01-29 |
| 8756. | (candy_bhai) | 49.10 | 96% | 2016-04-15 |
| 8757. | (wood) | 49.10 | — | 2009-01-20 |
| 8758. | JY☄️💤 (uaecuier) | 49.10 | 96% | 2017-05-26 |
| 8759. | burnouty (burnouty) | 49.10 | 91% | 2017-01-27 |
| 8760. | Igor (trolyk) | 49.09 | 89% | 2015-04-10 |
| 8761. | sreenath (eskane) | 49.09 | 96% | 2012-11-22 |
| 8762. | Kura (kurakuri) | 49.09 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 8763. | Juvi (juvi) | 49.09 | 94% | 2015-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |