The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6516. | Jonathan (birchsen) | 95.57 | 94% | 2014-08-28 |
| 6517. | JNeil! (miyapanget) | 95.57 | 98% | 2016-05-19 |
| 6518. | Gaurav (smite) | 95.56 | 89% | 2013-09-26 |
| 6519. | e-girl 🖤 (royal_kolawa) | 95.56 | 98% | 2024-07-19 |
| 6520. | Joseph (appledood123) | 95.56 | 97% | 2025-03-22 |
| 6521. | Darien (alpha_redd) | 95.56 | 96% | 2011-06-28 |
| 6522. | Leon (veonhoon) | 95.55 | 97% | 2015-10-22 |
| 6523. | yousef_wael (yousef_wael) | 95.55 | 97% | 2024-03-04 |
| 6524. | Candlelight (candlelight8) | 95.55 | 97.4% | 2024-06-30 |
| 6525. | ++VEGAN LOVE++ (peepeeman69) | 95.55 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 6526. | Alexey (reggies) | 95.55 | 99% | 2016-02-06 |
| 6527. | smichael (smichaelino) | 95.53 | 96.9% | 2025-04-23 |
| 6528. | NiceOne (pkzviiv) | 95.53 | 98% | 2024-07-20 |
| 6529. | Juliana (juelzita) | 95.52 | 98% | 2024-02-27 |
| 6530. | Chris (christrilling) | 95.52 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
| 6531. | I run on coffee (aspectus) | 95.52 | 98% | 2017-10-16 |
| 6532. | derp (derp1) | 95.51 | 96.6% | 2025-05-06 |
| 6533. | Jeremy (z_jeremyz) | 95.51 | 95% | 2011-08-19 |
| 6534. | Nonquit (noobmaster19) | 95.51 | 98% | 2024-09-11 |
| 6535. | alex (chinese69) | 95.51 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
| 6536. | Wobble (devil23_11) | 95.51 | 97% | 2013-08-20 |
| 6537. | Alex (the_drifter) | 95.51 | 99% | 2013-06-02 |
| 6538. | dvorak (div_dvorak) | 95.50 | 96.4% | 2024-10-24 |
| 6539. | . (terminal201820) | 95.50 | 98% | 2018-12-09 |
| 6540. | taylor (pastford) | 95.50 | 99% | 2023-01-09 |
| 6541. | Jonathan (jonfranche) | 95.50 | 99% | 2020-03-09 |
| 6542. | Mirko (solidsnake) | 95.50 | 98% | 2016-12-02 |
| 6543. | A (andisim) | 95.49 | 98.5% | 2025-01-01 |
| 6544. | MST (stereotypist) | 95.49 | 98.3% | 2024-06-20 |
| 6545. | JOHN (bb5k) | 95.49 | 96% | 2018-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |