Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12659. | GMHazem (gm_hazem02) | 69.05 | 96% | 2021-08-22 |
| 12660. | miya (gottagospeed) | 69.05 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 12661. | Lej (ljnsc) | 69.05 | 96% | 2022-11-11 |
| 12662. | Flavius (flaviusaetitus) | 69.05 | 93% | 2017-04-21 |
| 12663. | brian (brianlouis27) | 69.05 | 96% | 2018-03-15 |
| 12664. | Giaboc (claudiu_9) | 69.04 | 96% | 2019-10-26 |
| 12665. | Sydletsky (slayerseventh) | 69.04 | 96% | 2019-01-17 |
| 12666. | Larry (royalkludgelarry) | 69.03 | 96% | 2018-11-17 |
| 12667. | bub (scrubj) | 69.03 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 12668. | Bill (bill497) | 69.03 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 12669. | Eiseid (eiseid) | 69.03 | 98% | 2020-12-20 |
| 12670. | telos (themaskedpanda) | 69.03 | 96% | 2024-06-10 |
| 12671. | Jack (luiden) | 69.03 | 93% | 2017-01-18 |
| 12672. | kuzz (kuzz) | 69.02 | 95% | 2021-10-17 |
| 12673. | Ben-Dvorak (ben851dvorak) | 69.02 | 94.6% | 2023-12-04 |
| 12674. | TOH (tohjh) | 69.02 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 12675. | Jack (randomdize) | 69.01 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
| 12676. | Z4ZI3 (z4zi3) | 69.01 | 94% | 2023-02-21 |
| 12677. | when (pigybank) | 69.01 | 95% | 2024-02-29 |
| 12678. | Pat (pwsn21) | 69.01 | 94% | 2022-02-27 |
| 12679. | Albara'a (albara_k) | 69.01 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 12680. | Sandesh (sandeshjoshi) | 69.01 | 93.8% | 2024-04-12 |
| 12681. | Monica (monokuro) | 69.01 | 95.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 12682. | (you) (user_phil) | 69.01 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
| 12683. | Nicholas (marinesplit) | 69.00 | 95% | 2017-06-12 |
| 12684. | SImo (__simo__) | 69.00 | 96% | 2025-07-24 |
| 12685. | law (lawx) | 69.00 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 12686. | lance (laurence321) | 69.00 | 97% | 2025-07-14 |
| 12687. | jazzy (jazzyboop) | 69.00 | 97.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 12688. | pouya (pooyamz) | 69.00 | 97.6% | 2025-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |