As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16259. | yea (yea23456) | 70.36 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 16260. | enfi (kazedaaaaaaa) | 70.36 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 16261. | King (huluhuluhulu) | 70.36 | 96% | 2015-12-05 |
| 16262. | Travis (7yl3r) | 70.35 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 16263. | Hannah (hms4) | 70.35 | 98.4% | 2025-02-21 |
| 16264. | kieriekop (_kieriekop) | 70.35 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 16265. | Raven (ravens_loft) | 70.35 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 16266. | Carlos (carloszapata) | 70.35 | 95% | 2023-04-18 |
| 16267. | Bodzio (boguslav) | 70.35 | 98% | 2021-09-18 |
| 16268. | Jonas (jonasv888) | 70.35 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 16269. | Apsylon (apsylon) | 70.35 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 16270. | TiddsMcGee (tiddsmcgee) | 70.35 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
| 16271. | Ali (katali119) | 70.35 | 99% | 2018-06-12 |
| 16272. | Kevin (creepymk) | 70.34 | 94% | 2016-01-06 |
| 16273. | Afaq (afaqkhan) | 70.34 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 16274. | Antonio (antoniom) | 70.34 | 96% | 2016-01-29 |
| 16275. | Z4ZI3 (z4zi3) | 70.33 | 95% | 2023-04-04 |
| 16276. | marcos (markitosxd) | 70.33 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 16277. | T.AU (pokl) | 70.33 | 96% | 2022-09-17 |
| 16278. | Marcus (qwerty_boi) | 70.33 | 95.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 16279. | ◯__ MAX __◯ (minilaytr) | 70.33 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 16280. | elazer (elazer) | 70.33 | 95% | 2015-10-27 |
| 16281. | krishna (krishhhhna) | 70.32 | 96% | 2022-11-30 |
| 16282. | Cedric (vlako) | 70.32 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 16283. | Mike (ashmoney5) | 70.32 | 94% | 2016-05-16 |
| 16284. | taha (tahashemy) | 70.31 | 98% | 2024-03-21 |
| 16285. | gNaOmVeAs (gnaomveas) | 70.30 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 16286. | AAryff (tsar_bomba) | 70.30 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 16287. | Guac (guac54) | 70.30 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| 16288. | Maximus (asso2002) | 70.30 | 96.8% | 2021-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |