I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12498. | Drews (drwsmnlpg) | 81.06 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
| 12499. | TL (zstarcatchz) | 81.06 | 93% | 2015-08-29 |
| 12500. | Laprica (laprica) | 81.05 | 96% | 2015-04-24 |
| 12501. | Rachel (rachelthegiraffe) | 81.05 | 93% | 2015-10-21 |
| 12502. | Ivan (fanarill) | 81.04 | 96% | 2024-02-11 |
| 12503. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 81.04 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 12504. | MaybeChtoto (htoto_takoi) | 81.04 | 97.1% | 2023-06-02 |
| 12505. | Sepida (heartofthemoon) | 81.04 | 91% | 2017-03-30 |
| 12506. | FreeHectic (mrhectic) | 81.03 | 91% | 2015-05-19 |
| 12507. | Claxx (claxxartik) | 81.03 | 98.5% | 2024-07-19 |
| 12508. | AD (aaustined) | 81.03 | 97% | 2018-02-11 |
| 12509. | İsmail (hezarfen_13) | 81.03 | 96% | 2023-05-16 |
| 12510. | breadnjoos:YT (gyringreat) | 81.03 | 97% | 2022-05-15 |
| 12511. | John (stanfree3) | 81.03 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 12512. | ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (sipps) | 81.03 | 96% | 2018-09-25 |
| 12513. | Ken (kcbrill) | 81.03 | 97% | 2017-01-09 |
| 12514. | aliee (alieejn) | 81.02 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
| 12515. | danniponcho (dponchos) | 81.02 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 12516. | Burnert (burnert) | 81.02 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 12517. | Yuri (yurigurgenidze) | 81.02 | 97% | 2018-10-22 |
| 12518. | Rika (z3us99) | 81.02 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
| 12519. | Tuan (tuansoibk) | 81.02 | 98% | 2015-12-20 |
| 12520. | Uxm5jc (uxm5jc) | 81.01 | 96% | 2022-03-10 |
| 12521. | deny (sherloinn) | 81.01 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 12522. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 81.01 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
| 12523. | nani (typingfever) | 81.01 | 95% | 2020-08-16 |
| 12524. | James (james_m808) | 81.01 | 90% | 2016-06-26 |
| 12525. | 4Head (anele) | 81.01 | 93% | 2016-10-14 |
| 12526. | gt2 (killawhale425) | 81.01 | 93% | 2015-08-13 |
| 12527. | Genexyz (genexyz) | 81.00 | 97% | 2025-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |