I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3847. | 𝕬𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖌... | 111.21 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 3848. | Sugar Honey (engscholar15) | 111.20 | 99% | 2022-09-16 |
| 3849. | kawi (kawion) | 111.19 | 98.2% | 2023-09-17 |
| 3850. | Loic (99loic) | 111.18 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 3851. | cliche (vviras) | 111.18 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 3852. | Ty (mr_robbot) | 111.17 | 99% | 2020-03-23 |
| 3853. | Amir (nao.paladin@yahoo.com) | 111.14 | 100% | 2021-12-08 |
| 3854. | Dong (yagmc1993) | 111.13 | 99% | 2020-11-14 |
| 3855. | Sun (sunflower61) | 111.12 | 99.4% | 2023-07-13 |
| 3856. | Nick (adyingwalrus) | 111.12 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 3857. | Nathan (firmament) | 111.11 | 98% | 2025-11-12 |
| 3858. | Ariston (stoner_222) | 111.11 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 3859. | javier (allahlover14) | 111.10 | 98% | 2025-09-12 |
| 3860. | ogtoast (ogtoast) | 111.10 | 100% | 2021-01-08 |
| 3861. | draven_ig (999draven) | 111.10 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 3862. | nika (nika07) | 111.10 | 98% | 2018-12-07 |
| 3863. | yousuf (z3nko) | 111.08 | 99% | 2025-05-24 |
| 3864. | spimch (spimch) | 111.07 | 99% | 2024-03-26 |
| 3865. | satwik (satwik_060) | 111.07 | 98.2% | 2024-09-13 |
| 3866. | Alec (supperz1) | 111.07 | 100% | 2024-07-11 |
| 3867. | ahmir (ahmir123) | 111.06 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
| 3868. | CurryEater (curryeater) | 111.06 | 100% | 2021-09-05 |
| 3869. | Nah (typereally) | 111.06 | 99% | 2022-08-28 |
| 3870. | najwienkszyrower (najwienks... | 111.05 | 100% | 2025-09-25 |
| 3871. | Alexander (2005alexg) | 111.05 | 98% | 2019-05-02 |
| 3872. | Ivy (charlottevainilla) | 111.04 | 98% | 2025-12-05 |
| 3873. | drunkndrivr (drunkndrivr) | 111.03 | 99% | 2019-12-24 |
| 3874. | Fexo (fexer) | 111.02 | 100% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3875. | Kramnik (st4ff) | 111.01 | 97% | 2025-08-15 |
| 3876. | b (vegetableben) | 111.01 | 96.6% | 2025-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |