The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14037. | Skyler (skylersanzo) | 81.58 | 97% | 2018-04-03 |
| 14038. | GeekyPianst (geekypianst) | 81.58 | 96% | 2022-09-14 |
| 14039. | saeednezamy@gmail.com (saee... | 81.58 | 96% | 2016-05-25 |
| 14040. | DAViD (davidkapro) | 81.58 | 97% | 2014-08-31 |
| 14041. | Zaxx (zaxx) | 81.58 | 95% | 2014-01-28 |
| 14042. | Kanga (__kanga__) | 81.57 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 14043. | L (thereddone) | 81.57 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 14044. | simonator (realsimonator) | 81.57 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 14045. | callum (changetowumbo) | 81.57 | 92% | 2016-10-21 |
| 14046. | Calvin (xgansx) | 81.57 | 92% | 2013-12-21 |
| 14047. | ronald (kakan) | 81.57 | 89% | 2014-01-16 |
| 14048. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 81.56 | 96.5% | 2023-10-16 |
| 14049. | Mads (mads535i) | 81.56 | 92% | 2017-05-02 |
| 14050. | umb (vasodoido) | 81.56 | 93% | 2012-06-19 |
| 14051. | David (mendel_drive) | 81.56 | 98% | 2016-01-28 |
| 14052. | Rada (bit_defender) | 81.56 | 96% | 2013-11-28 |
| 14053. | Sting (z35shi) | 81.55 | 96% | 2015-04-26 |
| 14054. | Adam (woohooman) | 81.55 | 99% | 2011-05-05 |
| 14055. | FX (golden_tiara) | 81.54 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 14056. | Fake (leasophie) | 81.54 | 96% | 2015-05-13 |
| 14057. | opp (opp12w) | 81.54 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 14058. | Nils (nilsons) | 81.54 | 96% | 2021-12-27 |
| 14059. | Long (wesleylong) | 81.54 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 14060. | Danny (dannyemad) | 81.54 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 14061. | frank (frankinabox) | 81.54 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
| 14062. | Jochen (s1mpx) | 81.54 | 91% | 2016-06-13 |
| 14063. | Alie (violinist05) | 81.54 | 95% | 2011-06-01 |
| 14064. | Greg (colemaklearner824) | 81.54 | 95% | 2016-02-09 |
| 14065. | Luke (doleo) | 81.54 | 93% | 2016-08-19 |
| 14066. | Jake Alexander (jakealexander) | 81.53 | 95% | 2015-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |