So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7402. | Triet (abbycheung) | 91.84 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 7403. | Oisín (oisinoduibhir) | 91.84 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 7404. | Darda (babyonbaby) | 91.84 | 97% | 2022-04-28 |
| 7405. | Markus (markustelser) | 91.83 | 96% | 2022-09-26 |
| 7406. | Phil (joot) | 91.83 | 98% | 2021-12-24 |
| 7407. | Björn Orri (bjornorri) | 91.83 | 99% | 2017-01-25 |
| 7408. | Ben (bena115) | 91.83 | 89% | 2016-10-14 |
| 7409. | Shreeram (sgnnb) | 91.83 | 100% | 2016-05-05 |
| 7410. | Koupka (koupka) | 91.82 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 7411. | buck (buckkeefe) | 91.81 | 88% | 2011-11-13 |
| 7412. | Joao da mata (jaodamata) | 91.81 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 7413. | Reap (phengwei) | 91.81 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
| 7414. | Brandon (solasce) | 91.81 | 98% | 2011-09-02 |
| 7415. | narays01 (narays01) | 91.81 | 91% | 2011-10-15 |
| 7416. | Katie (kat41911) | 91.81 | 95% | 2011-06-06 |
| 7417. | Pafu (3doog) | 91.81 | 94% | 2012-03-03 |
| 7418. | A (vrxzl) | 91.80 | 95% | 2016-03-02 |
| 7419. | GEDO (z222bk) | 91.80 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 7420. | Martial (martialis) | 91.80 | 96% | 2020-05-18 |
| 7421. | Steve (stevestupidface) | 91.80 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 7422. | Kai (testphylean) | 91.79 | 96.6% | 2021-01-28 |
| 7423. | Smudge (cuteboi) | 91.79 | 98% | 2021-04-11 |
| 7424. | Ruby (rubyjem00) | 91.79 | 96% | 2015-10-02 |
| 7425. | squish squash (joshthesquas... | 91.78 | 98% | 2023-04-16 |
| 7426. | airfishey (airfishey) | 91.78 | 96% | 2011-10-13 |
| 7427. | Juan (juanyougay) | 91.77 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 7428. | Benjamin (benjaminpetrenko) | 91.76 | 96% | 2012-12-28 |
| 7429. | Benschi (benschi98) | 91.76 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 7430. | Jimmy♔ (wujt) | 91.76 | 96% | 2015-06-13 |
| 7431. | Brian (123ok) | 91.76 | 98% | 2014-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |