So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5024. | moonlight shadow (johnxie) | 98.99 | 92% | 2016-04-06 |
| 5025. | Vicky (sappyspartan) | 98.98 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 5026. | Jacob (jakethemistake) | 98.97 | 99% | 2019-10-16 |
| 5027. | Grandpa (thedengue) | 98.97 | 96.8% | 2023-07-16 |
| 5028. | Tak (takurin) | 98.96 | — | 2010-12-19 |
| 5029. | GameChaos (game_chaos) | 98.96 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
| 5030. | Jack (user85793) | 98.96 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 5031. | David (vicksdawg) | 98.96 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 5032. | Babette (plidsi) | 98.96 | 99% | 2013-03-20 |
| 5033. | Gortrak (gortrak) | 98.96 | — | 2011-03-18 |
| 5034. | A (duoowl) | 98.95 | 99% | 2019-02-26 |
| 5035. | queen 🐝 (dunomunster) | 98.95 | 90% | 2013-12-08 |
| 5036. | Charmander (smile_y) | 98.95 | 94% | 2011-07-24 |
| 5037. | Aruj (arujbansal) | 98.94 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 5038. | Brad (brad0824) | 98.94 | 95% | 2011-05-26 |
| 5039. | Albee (albeehunter) | 98.94 | 96% | 2012-10-18 |
| 5040. | Zahid (z1_529) | 98.93 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 5041. | B (peachlol) | 98.93 | 94% | 2014-01-14 |
| 5042. | Mohammad (casualboo) | 98.92 | 98% | 2023-10-20 |
| 5043. | Parker (lordbroseidon) | 98.92 | 91% | 2012-10-17 |
| 5044. | Chris (clietzow) | 98.92 | 94% | 2012-07-09 |
| 5045. | Eric (wojito) | 98.91 | 98% | 2014-01-08 |
| 5046. | Ahad (ahadali) | 98.91 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
| 5047. | i'm slow (pndspirit) | 98.91 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 5048. | п8 ʅ(｡◔‸◔｡)ʃ ... | 98.91 | 90% | 2014-05-15 |
| 5049. | Katrina (kdam5184) | 98.91 | 96% | 2013-03-07 |
| 5050. | Julius (solenopsis) | 98.90 | 99% | 2021-11-12 |
| 5051. | Justin (clitorasaurus) | 98.90 | 97% | 2011-10-27 |
| 5052. | Sp33d (sp33d) | 98.89 | 93% | 2011-10-20 |
| 5053. | MuiePonta (pelerin) | 98.89 | 98% | 2013-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |