I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5462. | syafi (syafi) | 103.49 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
| 5463. | iessicina (nyaichinisan) | 103.48 | 98% | 2025-05-02 |
| 5464. | Kent (kfreezen) | 103.48 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
| 5465. | Jan (prime56) | 103.47 | 99% | 2018-03-01 |
| 5466. | holymoly (kajohnny) | 103.46 | 96.9% | 2024-11-06 |
| 5467. | im (aph0tic) | 103.45 | 97% | 2022-06-12 |
| 5468. | Mikhail (adfloresca098) | 103.45 | 98% | 2020-03-02 |
| 5469. | anntz (reaction__) | 103.44 | 99% | 2024-02-17 |
| 5470. | Doofman (doofman) | 103.44 | 97.2% | 2024-04-19 |
| 5471. | violinninja (violinninja) | 103.44 | 98.2% | 2023-12-18 |
| 5472. | swagb0y (beckseamons) | 103.44 | 98.2% | 2025-03-12 |
| 5473. | D (dschrad) | 103.44 | 98% | 2017-01-18 |
| 5474. | tirehtööri (benracer) | 103.43 | 99% | 2021-05-31 |
| 5475. | broketheinterweb (brokethei... | 103.43 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 5476. | Sai (saichikine) | 103.43 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 5477. | Kevin (miniluigi) | 103.43 | 98% | 2017-06-19 |
| 5478. | D1 crashout (muffinmasta) | 103.41 | 97.7% | 2025-03-11 |
| 5479. | Hoice (hoice) | 103.41 | 99% | 2022-11-29 |
| 5480. | Jpjt (jyrah) | 103.41 | 98.8% | 2023-10-26 |
| 5481. | Zariski (zariski) | 103.41 | 97% | 2022-10-22 |
| 5482. | de_pressed (imsl0w_pepehands) | 103.41 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 5483. | alex (yzyzyzyz) | 103.41 | 98% | 2017-05-11 |
| 5484. | Jerónimo (j3rl45h) | 103.40 | 99% | 2022-11-22 |
| 5485. | Sumit Prasad (beyonderr) | 103.40 | 100% | 2023-10-30 |
| 5486. | Arnel II (agujathis) | 103.40 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
| 5487. | adro (abodoro2k2) | 103.39 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 5488. | Plommon (plommon) | 103.39 | 98% | 2025-01-17 |
| 5489. | Always (tromin) | 103.39 | 98% | 2017-03-16 |
| 5490. | dfoivn (player99) | 103.38 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 5491. | Dewald (dewald123) | 103.38 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |