I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4422. | Hayley (hghghayley20) | 102.29 | 99% | 2017-08-19 |
| 4423. | RED (redredredred) | 102.29 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 4424. | Broken (brokencog) | 102.29 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
| 4425. | RJ (donkeyhote) | 102.29 | 98% | 2019-04-25 |
| 4426. | Sam (sam_axe) | 102.27 | 99% | 2020-07-31 |
| 4427. | iWum (iwum) | 102.27 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 4428. | Megan (megy147) | 102.27 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 4429. | JC (renaldo285) | 102.26 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 4430. | Major (majordomo) | 102.26 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 4431. | Zephyr (lay_oreo) | 102.25 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 4432. | Rowland (eagles123) | 102.25 | 96% | 2016-01-21 |
| 4433. | Ilyas (aydoohhkb) | 102.24 | 98% | 2020-05-30 |
| 4434. | tootiemarlin710 (tm710) | 102.22 | 97% | 2023-11-18 |
| 4435. | Alex (joethestickguy) | 102.22 | 97% | 2023-05-13 |
| 4436. | ARTHUR (4rthur) | 102.21 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 4437. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 102.21 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| 4438. | alex (yzyzyzyz) | 102.20 | 96% | 2016-11-24 |
| 4439. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 102.19 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 4440. | Chidi (chidstar) | 102.19 | 95% | 2015-09-08 |
| 4441. | JAY (xmm_jj) | 102.17 | 97.8% | 2024-07-07 |
| 4442. | tstats[lucdeloop] (lucdeloop) | 102.17 | 99% | 2022-12-18 |
| 4443. | Max (maxijazz) | 102.17 | 99% | 2021-09-13 |
| 4444. | eksdee (opticalstatic) | 102.17 | 94% | 2016-10-10 |
| 4445. | swxh89 (swxh89) | 102.16 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 4446. | Evan (evang12) | 102.16 | 99% | 2024-10-28 |
| 4447. | ftplz (hisoka666) | 102.16 | 99% | 2020-11-09 |
| 4448. | Luke Huang (lukie_huang) | 102.15 | 99% | 2025-01-09 |
| 4449. | Office Assistant (office_as... | 102.15 | 98% | 2023-08-27 |
| 4450. | jello_jello (jello_jello) | 102.15 | 99% | 2021-10-31 |
| 4451. | Alex (eggstreme) | 102.15 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |