As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1447. | Shroomer (zergkiller) | 118.22 | 98.6% | 2024-08-15 |
| 1448. | Darryl (darriotheg123) | 118.21 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 1449. | Lee (werne401) | 118.21 | 97% | 2015-12-27 |
| 1450. | HD (thetruehd) | 118.21 | 97% | 2015-10-02 |
| 1451. | David (davidjohnston20) | 118.16 | 98.4% | 2025-02-28 |
| 1452. | Kai (kkai8) | 118.16 | 97.9% | 2023-09-12 |
| 1453. | A (tidakfitbi) | 118.16 | 95% | 2015-12-14 |
| 1454. | :^) (kyeavnign) | 118.16 | 97% | 2017-02-24 |
| 1455. | Manze (manze) | 118.14 | 97% | 2023-08-20 |
| 1456. | lolwut9001 (lolwut9001) | 118.14 | 96% | 2017-03-05 |
| 1457. | Jonathan (xyicah) | 118.11 | 92% | 2015-10-27 |
| 1458. | Hari (harilol) | 118.09 | 98% | 2015-10-03 |
| 1459. | Wilford (wilfordjason) | 118.08 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
| 1460. | FOO (mintaly_unstable) | 118.03 | 99.3% | 2024-04-29 |
| 1461. | ` (mathem4ticals) | 118.03 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 1462. | Wei Wen (goweiwen) | 118.02 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
| 1463. | yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... | 118.01 | 99% | 2023-09-01 |
| 1464. | Adams (xadamster) | 117.98 | 96% | 2016-10-20 |
| 1465. | BuffaloPrime (buffaloprime) | 117.96 | 95% | 2016-06-13 |
| 1466. | Michael (mchu519) | 117.95 | 99% | 2021-12-22 |
| 1467. | Andreas Vida (johnbonham) | 117.95 | 97% | 2016-09-03 |
| 1468. | Methan (camoka5) | 117.95 | 96% | 2015-12-12 |
| 1469. | TJ (fallenstars) | 117.94 | 98% | 2020-02-29 |
| 1470. | X (xliang23) | 117.91 | 95% | 2016-01-09 |
| 1471. | Yanda (yanda) | 117.90 | 93% | 2016-08-16 |
| 1472. | Sienna (sfdragon) | 117.88 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 1473. | deon (deontan) | 117.88 | 97.8% | 2024-10-21 |
| 1474. | ARPANET (whitemocha) | 117.85 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 1475. | race_me_now (I miss Czy) (r... | 117.84 | 99% | 2017-11-08 |
| 1476. | \ (pyfgcrl) | 117.84 | 98% | 2015-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |