So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18578. | George (turtlerocker) | 70.74 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 18579. | Jared (thepsychickiller) | 70.74 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 18580. | Dustin (jebeidiah) | 70.74 | 98% | 2015-09-28 |
| 18581. | Daniel (zurkdude) | 70.73 | — | 2008-09-30 |
| 18582. | Ognjen (lesinar) | 70.73 | 96% | 2013-09-02 |
| 18583. | _poet (_lyricist) | 70.73 | 94% | 2017-03-21 |
| 18584. | Aia (aiafrias) | 70.73 | 93% | 2011-09-09 |
| 18585. | Ben (financialwar) | 70.73 | 93% | 2011-12-19 |
| 18586. | gottagofast (fastathanyou) | 70.72 | 96% | 2022-10-24 |
| 18587. | Hitendra (hitendra) | 70.72 | 96% | 2012-12-01 |
| 18588. | Gramm (alternativeink) | 70.72 | 91% | 2016-12-15 |
| 18589. | X (cadoot) | 70.72 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| 18590. | Bobby (mully21) | 70.72 | 95% | 2014-03-12 |
| 18591. | Kriss (kriss5a) | 70.72 | 96% | 2018-08-14 |
| 18592. | Max (redbandit) | 70.72 | 98% | 2013-04-12 |
| 18593. | Juan David (garri1105) | 70.72 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
| 18594. | Kevin (yuwen2001) | 70.71 | 97% | 2023-09-16 |
| 18595. | Brian (thepinkelephantcar) | 70.71 | 91% | 2016-07-11 |
| 18596. | Choi (virtualsphere) | 70.71 | 96% | 2015-08-07 |
| 18597. | Airel (carpi_1015) | 70.71 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 18598. | sic transit gloria mundi (d... | 70.71 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 18599. | Anthony (sweetleafchamploo) | 70.71 | 96% | 2014-05-11 |
| 18600. | Justin (jwtalbott) | 70.71 | 91% | 2016-01-21 |
| 18601. | Capt Holt (ephenssta) | 70.70 | 78% | 2016-09-24 |
| 18602. | Bob (ybbo) | 70.70 | 91% | 2011-07-24 |
| 18603. | Ersin (algos) | 70.70 | 97% | 2015-11-10 |
| 18604. | Eran (eranb) | 70.70 | 95% | 2016-11-20 |
| 18605. | Alex (alex_typingfan) | 70.69 | 95.3% | 2023-09-02 |
| 18606. | TecTrixer (tectrixer) | 70.69 | 96% | 2022-07-18 |
| 18607. | Adam (acidcypher) | 70.69 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |