So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24745. | Thao Nguyen (silverscorp) | 61.20 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 24746. | KONATAonPC (konataonpc) | 61.20 | 94% | 2016-11-21 |
| 24747. | Angie (angievn) | 61.20 | 95% | 2011-06-25 |
| 24748. | kevin (wexdja) | 61.19 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 24749. | KiNg_RoWeR09 (jaisurya) | 61.19 | 94% | 2023-06-04 |
| 24750. | Code (code_swtich) | 61.19 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| 24751. | [REDACTED} (peacefrogs_inc) | 61.19 | 97.4% | 2021-01-27 |
| 24752. | Manick (manickspeed) | 61.19 | 95% | 2017-12-31 |
| 24753. | Joshua (zonazone95) | 61.19 | 97% | 2017-02-03 |
| 24754. | Kristen (kristenb225) | 61.18 | 99% | 2020-02-15 |
| 24755. | darwin (dlintag) | 61.18 | 91% | 2013-11-07 |
| 24756. | Denis (redup) | 61.17 | 98.2% | 2023-07-27 |
| 24757. | Basti (kopptastic) | 61.17 | 93% | 2016-04-20 |
| 24758. | Viren (vvviren) | 61.17 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 24759. | H (hevm) | 61.17 | 95% | 2019-10-25 |
| 24760. | Alex (junkyardz) | 61.17 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 24761. | Yuwa (yuwa) | 61.16 | — | 2009-09-09 |
| 24762. | Ching (chingnogy) | 61.16 | 96% | 2023-01-20 |
| 24763. | Bika (bikaandrow) | 61.16 | 99% | 2022-07-16 |
| 24764. | Nakie (nakie08) | 61.16 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 24765. | Lmao (karlo47) | 61.16 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 24766. | sujan (suzon) | 61.16 | 95% | 2013-07-24 |
| 24767. | Kay (mongtong) | 61.16 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 24768. | Chitral (chitralshah) | 61.16 | 97% | 2013-01-07 |
| 24769. | Drew (drew1008) | 61.15 | 94% | 2021-08-30 |
| 24770. | 鐘 (obarisk) | 61.15 | 97% | 2014-12-29 |
| 24771. | Robin (riddlely) | 61.15 | 92% | 2013-01-15 |
| 24772. | Spiffy (spiffymooge) | 61.15 | 95% | 2015-04-23 |
| 24773. | James (prejudice) | 61.15 | — | 2010-08-19 |
| 24774. | Franco (banco820) | 61.14 | 95% | 2021-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |