So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5909. | Melvin (melli06) | 96.09 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 5910. | Pedraam (pedraamy) | 96.09 | 99% | 2022-03-26 |
| 5911. | I'm 2 slow (ldabl) | 96.08 | 90% | 2017-04-04 |
| 5912. | deez (ishkena) | 96.08 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
| 5913. | Norris (xcnorris) | 96.08 | 95% | 2013-09-08 |
| 5914. | Sal (salspring) | 96.08 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 5915. | 🇵🇸 (demo_admin) | 96.08 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 5916. | keripik (_o_k_s_) | 96.08 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| 5917. | Joseph (jwkeating99) | 96.08 | 96.4% | 2021-02-24 |
| 5918. | Quinn (jasminqueen) | 96.08 | 89% | 2012-09-08 |
| 5919. | stanley (fran0neal) | 96.08 | 95% | 2014-06-24 |
| 5920. | FallenTypist (ixero) | 96.07 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 5921. | Jacob (booyashocka) | 96.07 | 98% | 2023-03-01 |
| 5922. | Derek Hao (derekhh) | 96.07 | 88% | 2012-08-30 |
| 5923. | Jaakko (jaakko_virtanen) | 96.06 | 99% | 2019-11-19 |
| 5924. | Daniel Lee (bo7danlee) | 96.06 | 98% | 2013-04-30 |
| 5925. | Goodwmyfingers (polterg3ist) | 96.05 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
| 5926. | mati (taux) | 96.05 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 5927. | Reko (rekoreko) | 96.05 | 98% | 2016-01-09 |
| 5928. | ゆうや (yuuyashirato) | 96.05 | 96% | 2014-03-02 |
| 5929. | Blake (eastexodus) | 96.04 | 96% | 2022-09-13 |
| 5930. | Tom (tomc1231) | 96.04 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 5931. | Wilton (opdydx) | 96.04 | 95% | 2012-03-29 |
| 5932. | Joshua (hail_hydra) | 96.03 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 5933. | aoeu (proportional) | 96.03 | 97.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 5934. | pnjzz.colemakDH (pnjzz) | 96.03 | 96.3% | 2023-07-16 |
| 5935. | Nick (pletlibo) | 96.02 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 5936. | sean (phrozee) | 96.01 | 98% | 2014-12-20 |
| 5937. | superepic (superepicpig) | 96.01 | 96% | 2022-10-31 |
| 5938. | Matt (dankhank) | 96.01 | 90% | 2015-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |