I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7062. | Job (job007) | 94.49 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
| 7063. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 94.48 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
| 7064. | Andrei (headpats) | 94.48 | 99% | 2025-04-01 |
| 7065. | grogdor (grogdor) | 94.48 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 7066. | Jin (jinleung) | 94.48 | 97% | 2024-02-25 |
| 7067. | 🔻𝘗𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘴... | 94.47 | 97% | 2024-03-11 |
| 7068. | Voiskah (voiskah) | 94.47 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 7069. | mwizard (mwizard) | 94.47 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 7070. | Takeshi (takeshi_workman) | 94.46 | 97% | 2023-07-03 |
| 7071. | Typing (typinggodthesecond) | 94.46 | 97% | 2025-06-10 |
| 7072. | De9mond (uniwite) | 94.46 | 96.3% | 2023-09-16 |
| 7073. | Emil (emle10) | 94.46 | 94% | 2017-02-01 |
| 7074. | L. A. Phroaig (laphroaig_neat) | 94.46 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 7075. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 94.46 | 99% | 2018-06-18 |
| 7076. | Ben (bencrbcp) | 94.45 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
| 7077. | apricitatis (apricitatis) | 94.45 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 7078. | Johnny Greenwood (my_cyb3r_... | 94.44 | 98% | 2025-06-14 |
| 7079. | TheDude (abc123race) | 94.44 | 99.3% | 2025-04-15 |
| 7080. | Jake (lakejund) | 94.44 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 7081. | garnet (flusha) | 94.44 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
| 7082. | aditya (yusifer_zendric) | 94.44 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 7083. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 94.44 | 97% | 2017-12-11 |
| 7084. | Anthony (avt5678) | 94.43 | 96% | 2022-08-13 |
| 7085. | luca (luc_vr_04) | 94.42 | 99% | 2020-04-17 |
| 7086. | Noah (nwerch) | 94.41 | 99% | 2021-10-26 |
| 7087. | Zach (zachhall) | 94.41 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 7088. | Adrian (bigbadbui) | 94.41 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 7089. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 94.41 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 7090. | Dardil (dardil) | 94.40 | 97.7% | 2024-04-22 |
| 7091. | Free Palestine (imamo) | 94.40 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |