I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8501. | Birdman (birdman13) | 93.32 | 97.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 8502. | Kelby (haulzy) | 93.32 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 8503. | Peaky (x101) | 93.32 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
| 8504. | Jack-01 (giacomoscorza) | 93.31 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 8505. | Adam (athrowawaytyper) | 93.31 | 99% | 2022-09-06 |
| 8506. | james (jvmesc) | 93.31 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 8507. | Malachi (mudgee) | 93.31 | 98% | 2018-01-20 |
| 8508. | Bunky (bunky) | 93.31 | 96% | 2017-06-09 |
| 8509. | maunalua (maunalua) | 93.30 | 98% | 2025-02-28 |
| 8510. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 93.30 | 93% | 2017-04-14 |
| 8511. | Jed (jbriones) | 93.29 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 8512. | Hmm (sironronron) | 93.29 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
| 8513. | Essyra (essyra) | 93.29 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 8514. | Cameron (cameronicheese) | 93.29 | 97% | 2022-01-19 |
| 8515. | Jazz (jazzfunk37) | 93.28 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| 8516. | Josh (yaboyjoshyy) | 93.28 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 8517. | aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (twoye... | 93.27 | 97% | 2023-06-18 |
| 8518. | Gawiweu (edugg98) | 93.27 | 97% | 2025-01-28 |
| 8519. | Fritz (lord_fritz) | 93.27 | 98% | 2023-09-05 |
| 8520. | Dayna (daynarrr) | 93.27 | 97% | 2021-12-19 |
| 8521. | ChangeS (changes99) | 93.27 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 8522. | Jack (luiden) | 93.27 | 98% | 2017-01-22 |
| 8523. | G (yursefin) | 93.27 | 97.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8524. | Brain (catch_2222) | 93.26 | 96.1% | 2025-04-12 |
| 8525. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 93.26 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 8526. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 93.26 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| 8527. | Franklin (flipfloppm) | 93.26 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 8528. | FreeHongKong (aquaficial) | 93.26 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 8529. | Oleg (braga01) | 93.26 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 8530. | haiman (h41man) | 93.25 | 99% | 2023-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |