So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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27245. | owen (owenyang) | 55.27 | 90% | 2014-11-20 |
27246. | Multicellular (multicellula... | 55.26 | 94% | 2022-02-22 |
27247. | Taariq (shadowsniper7) | 55.26 | 94% | 2022-01-09 |
27248. | Dig (essaitch) | 55.26 | 95% | 2022-10-06 |
27249. | Roy (kaitoukid1412) | 55.26 | — | 2009-09-18 |
27250. | Yogesh (yogicode) | 55.26 | 94% | 2017-01-06 |
27251. | Alden (aldendino) | 55.26 | 92% | 2015-05-31 |
27252. | imrileyok (imzercz) | 55.25 | 96% | 2023-03-31 |
27253. | madelief3 (hannah_mathilda) | 55.25 | 95% | 2022-11-21 |
27254. | ansendice (asendice) | 55.25 | 95% | 2019-06-04 |
27255. | Paris (parwon) | 55.25 | 94.2% | 2021-02-04 |
27256. | Prabhu (prabhu_r) | 55.25 | 93% | 2013-01-22 |
27257. | Fred (fredzen) | 55.25 | 96% | 2015-06-28 |
27258. | =) (nigahiga) | 55.25 | — | 2009-08-06 |
27259. | bonnie (kettlekettle) | 55.25 | 97% | 2013-12-29 |
27260. | raja (eesanesan) | 55.25 | — | 2009-02-26 |
27261. | Anno (gebunden) | 55.24 | 96% | 2013-07-31 |
27262. | 5YearOld (yungbenny911) | 55.24 | 93% | 2012-09-16 |
27263. | Sharon (mikpik) | 55.24 | 95% | 2013-02-02 |
27264. | yop (desuperslayer) | 55.23 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
27265. | uzi (cray_f) | 55.23 | 95% | 2021-10-04 |
27266. | Mai (spicymaio) | 55.23 | 95% | 2021-01-07 |
27267. | Marcin (ohiro) | 55.23 | 92% | 2016-04-17 |
27268. | noname_racer (heck12) | 55.23 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
27269. | Lasse (vattu) | 55.23 | 94% | 2012-10-31 |
27270. | Andrej (rapidobigboss) | 55.22 | 87% | 2015-02-14 |
27271. | K (pluraldebased03) | 55.22 | 95% | 2022-12-23 |
27272. | The (manish8972) | 55.22 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
27273. | Vlad (toster777) | 55.22 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
27274. | Yunita (yunita_p) | 55.22 | 98% | 2012-12-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |