So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23720. | AKGD (akgd) | 62.78 | 96% | 2018-09-15 |
| 23721. | tung (chuadao) | 62.78 | — | 2009-10-06 |
| 23722. | Pit (piteg) | 62.77 | 87% | 2017-01-12 |
| 23723. | Vince (vincethec) | 62.77 | 92% | 2013-03-23 |
| 23724. | Sean (ten1909) | 62.77 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 23725. | Curtis (cwig) | 62.77 | 92% | 2014-03-25 |
| 23726. | Naaman (nae26) | 62.76 | 93% | 2021-05-13 |
| 23727. | Kristian (kristiant) | 62.76 | 88% | 2016-07-18 |
| 23728. | Vivek (kill3rking) | 62.76 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 23729. | Jacob (jmoore021) | 62.76 | 97% | 2014-04-09 |
| 23730. | Ufo23 (ufo23gg) | 62.76 | 94% | 2016-09-15 |
| 23731. | Ran# (available) | 62.76 | — | 2009-08-10 |
| 23732. | Oliver (oliverrayn) | 62.76 | 94% | 2022-06-12 |
| 23733. | Carlos (crosal2378) | 62.76 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 23734. | OmeO (omeo) | 62.76 | 98% | 2013-10-09 |
| 23735. | John (john_acumen) | 62.76 | 88% | 2012-11-13 |
| 23736. | Linda (bermuda) | 62.75 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 23737. | CHONG YU JIE (yujie_is_typing) | 62.75 | 95% | 2021-05-21 |
| 23738. | E (eoc17) | 62.75 | 95% | 2012-09-10 |
| 23739. | Miha (vuce) | 62.75 | 96% | 2011-12-25 |
| 23740. | Gill (gillbates) | 62.74 | — | 2009-06-21 |
| 23741. | bbdnoir (bbd_noir) | 62.74 | 94% | 2021-09-03 |
| 23742. | Nanna (museaddict) | 62.74 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 23743. | Costas (costas992) | 62.74 | 88% | 2016-05-26 |
| 23744. | why cheat on something that... | 62.74 | 93% | 2012-06-06 |
| 23745. | Mynte (myntepapir) | 62.73 | 94% | 2016-01-13 |
| 23746. | Naomi (naomielianora) | 62.73 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 23747. | Kyle (valruss) | 62.73 | 93% | 2016-06-09 |
| 23748. | phong (anzusun) | 62.73 | 96% | 2012-09-07 |
| 23749. | quitlesspogspeed (pogspeed) | 62.72 | 94% | 2022-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |