So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28899. | Chris (notchris117) | 54.55 | 94.5% | 2023-05-22 |
| 28900. | Joseph (joemcroe26) | 54.55 | 95.3% | 2021-02-01 |
| 28901. | Kazer (kazer02) | 54.55 | 91% | 2017-05-10 |
| 28902. | Jedo (jedokishi) | 54.55 | 98% | 2019-06-02 |
| 28903. | Jere (jerehere) | 54.55 | 89% | 2016-10-29 |
| 28904. | Yuk1 (lotions1129) | 54.55 | 92% | 2014-09-28 |
| 28905. | great chaser (gagankhurana) | 54.55 | 91% | 2011-05-10 |
| 28906. | Ryz (ryzw) | 54.54 | 95% | 2021-10-04 |
| 28907. | Fiz (fiztick) | 54.54 | 95% | 2020-09-03 |
| 28908. | Kenny (kenny7) | 54.54 | 96% | 2012-09-09 |
| 28909. | Delyan (deliturboto) | 54.54 | 90% | 2013-01-11 |
| 28910. | Linus (whiteninja713) | 54.53 | 93% | 2019-10-25 |
| 28911. | horney (titansmakemehorney) | 54.53 | 94% | 2021-06-01 |
| 28912. | Long_man (clamptsubasa) | 54.53 | 93% | 2018-07-07 |
| 28913. | SYC (xovxvox) | 54.53 | 90% | 2012-07-10 |
| 28914. | Mitu (lionel_messi_10) | 54.53 | 95% | 2018-09-11 |
| 28915. | elias (elias404) | 54.52 | 96.6% | 2023-05-31 |
| 28916. | ghosttt (ghosttxxx) | 54.52 | 96% | 2022-05-13 |
| 28917. | PK (pkhou) | 54.52 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
| 28918. | yueting (yuetingtype) | 54.52 | 95% | 2022-03-06 |
| 28919. | Farhan (farhan2011) | 54.52 | 90% | 2012-07-13 |
| 28920. | ashish (ashishroka) | 54.51 | 96% | 2022-01-12 |
| 28921. | patrick (the_brucey) | 54.51 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 28922. | Dave (daviddatroll) | 54.51 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 28923. | Francisco (fanaya2001) | 54.51 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 28924. | Patrick (kazaz) | 54.51 | 91% | 2012-10-28 |
| 28925. | Levis (levitron) | 54.51 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| 28926. | can (hacciede) | 54.51 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 28927. | bataa (batuchka) | 54.50 | 95% | 2021-07-20 |
| 28928. | Learner (here_2_learn) | 54.50 | 95% | 2023-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |