I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21979. | Abigail (joecarrell) | 59.54 | 98% | 2017-06-14 |
| 21980. | hekima (ashery) | 59.53 | 96% | 2020-09-25 |
| 21981. | windy_sea (calm_breeze) | 59.53 | 94% | 2022-04-01 |
| 21982. | TcJon (tcjon) | 59.53 | 95% | 2021-05-16 |
| 21983. | flyineko (flyineko) | 59.53 | 96% | 2021-02-28 |
| 21984. | Nakata (yatshukamura) | 59.53 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 21985. | Sefuss (sefuss) | 59.52 | 95% | 2025-08-03 |
| 21986. | hello (pixiest) | 59.52 | 95% | 2021-12-03 |
| 21987. | Zuan (syezo_08) | 59.52 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 21988. | alv (alvdev) | 59.52 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 21989. | Sam (xttra38) | 59.52 | 91% | 2017-02-06 |
| 21990. | impen (impen_onizuka) | 59.52 | 96% | 2018-04-10 |
| 21991. | Two - (twojokers) | 59.52 | 92% | 2016-05-07 |
| 21992. | DF (df__) | 59.51 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 21993. | ick (ickman) | 59.51 | 96% | 2017-05-22 |
| 21994. | 61 (longfumoon) | 59.51 | 89% | 2016-06-24 |
| 21995. | Always (always_hungry) | 59.50 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 21996. | y (ytasf) | 59.50 | 95% | 2017-05-20 |
| 21997. | Pawan (pawanmsr) | 59.49 | 96% | 2022-09-05 |
| 21998. | Nube (nubenoober) | 59.49 | 94% | 2021-10-07 |
| 21999. | Dienamic (dienamic) | 59.49 | 95% | 2020-08-23 |
| 22000. | taric enjoyer (taricenjoyer) | 59.48 | 93% | 2023-07-08 |
| 22001. | Arya (aryazhooey) | 59.48 | 90% | 2016-02-06 |
| 22002. | Rolland (jugglerontheradio) | 59.48 | 96% | 2017-06-20 |
| 22003. | Ahsan (ahsanjutt) | 59.48 | 94% | 2016-07-21 |
| 22004. | Craig (aigons) | 59.47 | 93% | 2015-08-08 |
| 22005. | Lokesh (imthebest1) | 59.47 | 92% | 2015-07-07 |
| 22006. | Midnight (onepanda) | 59.47 | 92% | 2016-10-12 |
| 22007. | Loafie (loafie) | 59.47 | 95% | 2015-06-12 |
| 22008. | Levi (trollingt101) | 59.46 | 95.3% | 2023-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |