As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22751. | Tejas (tejasfarera) | 53.98 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
| 22752. | Jeljli (m3ydou) | 53.98 | 93% | 2021-02-07 |
| 22753. | bala (gezellig) | 53.97 | 95% | 2021-02-23 |
| 22754. | Deep (deepnguyen) | 53.97 | 90% | 2015-06-11 |
| 22755. | Jebaited (raizzel) | 53.97 | 97.9% | 2021-02-18 |
| 22756. | Shaheendra (waffle_demon) | 53.97 | 90% | 2017-01-25 |
| 22757. | Ngan (ngan91) | 53.97 | 97% | 2016-04-03 |
| 22758. | Ayush (ayush97554) | 53.97 | 97% | 2018-04-09 |
| 22759. | Raju (iamrajukhan) | 53.96 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 22760. | Broldemar (dr_womba) | 53.96 | 93% | 2016-08-31 |
| 22761. | Ilya (nyankin) | 53.96 | 95% | 2016-02-07 |
| 22762. | Shahboz (shahboz) | 53.96 | 93% | 2019-01-01 |
| 22763. | Gaurav_GS (gsingh01234) | 53.96 | 93% | 2016-06-02 |
| 22764. | Hashem (hashem_alradaideh) | 53.95 | 95% | 2022-03-22 |
| 22765. | CHASMIS (papa_ji) | 53.95 | 94% | 2016-09-20 |
| 22766. | 61 (longfumoon) | 53.95 | 90% | 2016-06-14 |
| 22767. | Moolly (moollywammoth) | 53.94 | 95% | 2020-01-25 |
| 22768. | Shlomo (ystwerski) | 53.94 | 94% | 2015-10-27 |
| 22769. | xkcd (xkcd2000) | 53.93 | 95% | 2022-06-17 |
| 22770. | Mahjabin (mahjabin08) | 53.93 | 96.9% | 2023-05-22 |
| 22771. | Mi (kuckotipkovcic) | 53.93 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 22772. | Steve (stevelnv) | 53.93 | 96% | 2018-05-17 |
| 22773. | besher (besher) | 53.93 | 87% | 2017-03-25 |
| 22774. | The Knower (karimashraf) | 53.92 | 98% | 2023-08-21 |
| 22775. | v (gamegodv) | 53.92 | 95% | 2021-07-25 |
| 22776. | tstats[easybeef] (easybeef) | 53.92 | 96% | 2019-09-07 |
| 22777. | Bayu (bayufajariyanto) | 53.91 | 99% | 2023-04-02 |
| 22778. | Yaroslav (stvolkilla) | 53.91 | 98% | 2018-01-10 |
| 22779. | Isabella (lonewolf0321) | 53.91 | 92% | 2016-09-19 |
| 22780. | Vivek (vivek2411) | 53.90 | 95% | 2023-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |