One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible thought, and don't add other words to the sentence after the joke. If you do, the audience will think that your take-off was only a setup for a bigger laugh coming up.
—from Comedy Writing Secrets, a book by Mel Helitzer and Mark Shatz
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9991. | Mike (malharpshah) | 102.92 | 93% | 2016-03-28 |
| 9992. | Ziggy (antioch) | 102.92 | 97% | 2013-05-21 |
| 9993. | Florent (flowrange) | 102.92 | 98% | 2011-12-21 |
| 9994. | BIdi (bidi) | 102.92 | 97% | 2019-07-12 |
| 9995. | cab (cab23) | 102.92 | 98% | 2021-11-21 |
| 9996. | Anshul (anshul_x) | 102.91 | — | 2010-01-01 |
| 9997. | Camps (camps) | 102.91 | — | 2009-10-14 |
| 9998. | Teresa (tskd) | 102.91 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 9999. | BigLord (biglord) | 102.91 | 99% | 2011-12-06 |
| 10000. | David (david_kuznetsov) | 102.90 | 96% | 2020-10-01 |
| 10001. | slowpoke (hartvenus) | 102.90 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 10002. | Jods (jodslife) | 102.90 | 97% | 2013-10-13 |
| 10003. | Mimi (mimianhmee) | 102.89 | 90% | 2015-01-21 |
| 10004. | Mifune Shioriko (kamuroya) | 102.89 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
| 10005. | Tage (sabonater) | 102.89 | 98% | 2013-09-19 |
| 10006. | typemonster (sophus0308) | 102.89 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 10007. | rob (jungfeller) | 102.88 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 10008. | Kim (nankky) | 102.88 | 97% | 2013-10-24 |
| 10009. | samsher (samsher) | 102.88 | 100% | 2015-07-31 |
| 10010. | jim (jimenycricket999) | 102.88 | 90% | 2016-01-07 |
| 10011. | Sitraka (tsukimurphy) | 102.88 | 99% | 2021-06-30 |
| 10012. | Ben (yousuckatdk) | 102.88 | 91% | 2013-04-17 |
| 10013. | Srikarthick (pjsk83) | 102.88 | 99% | 2012-11-19 |
| 10014. | Nemanja (conetheboss) | 102.87 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 10015. | vikalimo (anoba) | 102.87 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
| 10016. | Brick (botfish) | 102.87 | 96% | 2022-12-12 |
| 10017. | nincrab (nincrab) | 102.87 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 10018. | 一向 (quan72io) | 102.87 | 99% | 2021-05-06 |
| 10019. | Diego (forka137) | 102.87 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
| 10020. | Kevin (superuser_) | 102.86 | 97% | 2011-05-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 152,656 | 83.40 | September 30, 2008 |
| Easy Texts | 2,706 | 90.91 | August 15, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 498 | 80.14 | March 29, 2010 |
| Smoke Rise Prep | 40 | 61.38 | February 25, 2016 |
| Riverside Middle School | 19 | 37.54 | February 3, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 94.48 | February 1, 2021 |
| Walsh Middle School | 1 | 42.68 | September 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer for Kids | 1 | 134.15 | July 16, 2019 |