And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17344. | Joshua (wthjosh) | 83.48 | 97% | 2017-10-01 |
| 17345. | christian (wahing) | 83.48 | 92% | 2012-07-02 |
| 17346. | Hans (hootenanny1) | 83.48 | 96% | 2015-02-26 |
| 17347. | kaloyan (kalci) | 83.47 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 17348. | Trey (trey113) | 83.47 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
| 17349. | Anup (anupsabraham) | 83.47 | 99% | 2017-07-12 |
| 17350. | kian (kianyang) | 83.47 | 98% | 2011-09-04 |
| 17351. | iDol (bagtengbadjaw13) | 83.47 | 95% | 2013-07-08 |
| 17352. | Gilergil (gilergil) | 83.47 | 96% | 2015-11-10 |
| 17353. | Vivian (viviaaan) | 83.46 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 17354. | nani (typingfever) | 83.46 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
| 17355. | STRA (sbs20011) | 83.46 | 97% | 2016-01-18 |
| 17356. | 💾 PROGRESS IS NOT LINEAR... | 83.45 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 17357. | Daniel (theakonigod) | 83.45 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 17358. | ritow (biltis) | 83.45 | 99% | 2012-07-28 |
| 17359. | CHH-andrew (openglut) | 83.45 | 97% | 2011-11-24 |
| 17360. | Marco (bajo85) | 83.44 | 96% | 2013-06-05 |
| 17361. | Phil (lordphil3) | 83.44 | 97% | 2020-04-09 |
| 17362. | Eli (fishman2028) | 83.44 | 99% | 2023-09-08 |
| 17363. | Your_God (your_only_god) | 83.44 | 97% | 2017-01-26 |
| 17364. | The fastest kid alive (tupa... | 83.44 | 96% | 2019-01-20 |
| 17365. | Maia (maia88) | 83.44 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 17366. | Jeremy (neargood) | 83.43 | — | 2010-09-07 |
| 17367. | Zhu (viviora) | 83.43 | 96% | 2021-11-27 |
| 17368. | Julie (mrssasquatch) | 83.43 | 92% | 2013-05-29 |
| 17369. | OWAS (owais_typist) | 83.43 | 99% | 2021-08-16 |
| 17370. | Alex (angrynerd) | 83.43 | 93% | 2015-09-14 |
| 17371. | Brian (malachi77) | 83.43 | 96% | 2016-10-19 |
| 17372. | Kevin (kjax) | 83.43 | 99% | 2020-01-11 |
| 17373. | efang (efang) | 83.43 | 90% | 2013-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |