The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20227. | Mmonster (mmonsterv11) | 71.60 | 95% | 2022-09-10 |
| 20228. | Joe (jobeanie123) | 71.60 | 93% | 2012-10-31 |
| 20229. | hef (juboman) | 71.60 | 95% | 2018-07-18 |
| 20230. | Adam (adamhitchcock) | 71.60 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
| 20231. | Stephen (sanderif) | 71.60 | 95% | 2017-06-18 |
| 20232. | Jeff (reileyje) | 71.60 | 91% | 2014-08-20 |
| 20233. | kellogg's (wnluqmnn) | 71.59 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
| 20234. | Oxi (yeseuz) | 71.59 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
| 20235. | Vt (jesuslep) | 71.59 | 93% | 2016-01-27 |
| 20236. | nurgiss (nurgiss) | 71.59 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
| 20237. | Eli (ejgarey) | 71.59 | 97% | 2017-11-18 |
| 20238. | Bartek (mecanttype) | 71.59 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| 20239. | BC (thunderthud) | 71.59 | 98% | 2014-02-14 |
| 20240. | Daniel (postedwp805) | 71.59 | 96% | 2012-09-24 |
| 20241. | Giraffe (nguyenkhacduc) | 71.59 | 98% | 2016-04-17 |
| 20242. | V (honen) | 71.59 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 20243. | glorb (rahrahrah) | 71.58 | 95% | 2023-05-18 |
| 20244. | Said (said003) | 71.58 | 96% | 2022-12-27 |
| 20245. | Robin (robinfj) | 71.58 | 94% | 2014-05-09 |
| 20246. | ptspiker (ptspiker) | 71.58 | 95% | 2017-03-29 |
| 20247. | Young (youngson) | 71.58 | 92% | 2016-11-14 |
| 20248. | Robin (redholm) | 71.58 | 93% | 2016-12-02 |
| 20249. | Matthew (andthatsit) | 71.57 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 20250. | silver (sasori) | 71.57 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 20251. | Ole (rxmbo) | 71.57 | 92% | 2014-12-30 |
| 20252. | x (xyzxyz) | 71.57 | 96% | 2013-08-21 |
| 20253. | Tomas (teemoh) | 71.56 | 93% | 2013-11-28 |
| 20254. | Rahul (rsrahul1000) | 71.56 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 20255. | Nicolai (nicolaiep) | 71.56 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 20256. | x (sealnot123) | 71.56 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |