So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12363. | elioire (elioire) | 80.83 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 12364. | Herman (hermantam) | 80.83 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 12365. | Sean (sho01) | 80.83 | 94% | 2015-05-12 |
| 12366. | Bronty (rebellion) | 80.83 | — | 2010-09-15 |
| 12367. | Nguyen (dra_go) | 80.82 | 94% | 2022-09-11 |
| 12368. | 🍒종이접기 팬다🍉... | 80.82 | 96% | 2022-02-16 |
| 12369. | John (evilmorty_) | 80.82 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 12370. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 80.82 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
| 12371. | Colin (choccoli) | 80.82 | 97% | 2014-10-29 |
| 12372. | Henry (nexx42) | 80.82 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 12373. | BuildBruh (buildbruh) | 80.81 | 92% | 2016-02-25 |
| 12374. | Hải (microwaveablepasta) | 80.81 | 95% | 2021-09-11 |
| 12375. | Derryck (derryck) | 80.81 | 96% | 2013-01-14 |
| 12376. | Jacobo (codeinebryant) | 80.81 | 97% | 2016-12-19 |
| 12377. | z✨ (zakizamzami) | 80.81 | 95% | 2018-09-01 |
| 12378. | Aidan (aidan810) | 80.81 | 93% | 2013-03-24 |
| 12379. | Nanashi (nanasheen) | 80.80 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 12380. | tom (tombaxter1) | 80.80 | 94% | 2012-11-15 |
| 12381. | Jarrett (jarrrrett) | 80.80 | 98% | 2019-06-20 |
| 12382. | Donny (dqueen92) | 80.80 | 97.2% | 2021-02-25 |
| 12383. | Bella (kaninekrunchies) | 80.80 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 12384. | Hunty (huntysk) | 80.80 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 12385. | y̚o̵̹͉͖̻̓̇̆͒̏ͧ... | 80.80 | 95% | 2021-06-01 |
| 12386. | Folter (folter) | 80.80 | 97% | 2012-10-31 |
| 12387. | K (kaorud) | 80.80 | 96% | 2011-07-09 |
| 12388. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 80.80 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
| 12389. | AidanThaGod (anonymoushack) | 80.80 | 96% | 2016-04-26 |
| 12390. | Connor (jonecon) | 80.80 | 96% | 2019-03-15 |
| 12391. | Ryan (ryryt) | 80.79 | 97% | 2018-05-02 |
| 12392. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 80.79 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |