I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9532. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 87.91 | 98% | 2018-07-03 |
| 9533. | CanofSoda (canofasoda) | 87.90 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 9534. | Tree (muiye2) | 87.90 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 9535. | J (jrequa) | 87.90 | 98% | 2018-12-30 |
| 9536. | Victor (inkpiernofingla) | 87.90 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 9537. | svs (svs_manee) | 87.90 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
| 9538. | Cara (clmcwilliams) | 87.90 | 99% | 2016-05-09 |
| 9539. | Slava (slavadade23) | 87.89 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| 9540. | Anye (farmerfred) | 87.89 | 98% | 2023-02-10 |
| 9541. | seven (seven_mark) | 87.89 | 97.1% | 2023-08-29 |
| 9542. | neuros (neuros123) | 87.89 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 9543. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 87.89 | 96% | 2020-02-19 |
| 9544. | cbas (cbass123) | 87.88 | 97.5% | 2025-04-03 |
| 9545. | dcmc5258 (dcmc5258) | 87.87 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 9546. | ur mum (blakeisbestwaifu) | 87.87 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 9547. | Deets (djtobia) | 87.87 | 96% | 2020-08-19 |
| 9548. | terence (youdecipher2) | 87.86 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
| 9549. | Adam (plutoking) | 87.86 | 95% | 2015-05-08 |
| 9550. | masterjabzz25 (masterjabzz25) | 87.85 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 9551. | John (bikooo) | 87.85 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 9552. | AntagonisMoose (antagonismo... | 87.84 | 98.5% | 2024-08-07 |
| 9553. | sabeer (sabeer) | 87.84 | 98% | 2019-02-22 |
| 9554. | Wally (wally314) | 87.83 | 99% | 2022-06-05 |
| 9555. | rdrf (rdrf2838) | 87.83 | 99% | 2022-12-27 |
| 9556. | Erik (eriktyperacer) | 87.83 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 9557. | JaTenz (ijrr_23) | 87.83 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 9558. | joe (samoyeet) | 87.83 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 9559. | Shashank (kingshashank12) | 87.83 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 9560. | Joshua (discountcommander) | 87.82 | 96% | 2024-09-06 |
| 9561. | OxygenBeats (oxygenbeats) | 87.82 | 96% | 2015-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |