And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13997. | Chile (npalaniuk) | 89.76 | 94% | 2014-12-16 |
| 13998. | Sam (bobketer) | 89.76 | — | 2010-10-16 |
| 13999. | Lame (lamers) | 89.76 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 14000. | Said Umer (saidii) | 89.75 | 98% | 2023-04-01 |
| 14001. | Castle (castlehoney) | 89.75 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
| 14002. | lelapin (lelapin743) | 89.75 | 94% | 2014-12-30 |
| 14003. | gumpypumpy (gumpypumpy) | 89.75 | 97.5% | 2023-10-23 |
| 14004. | Heino (hsirvio) | 89.75 | 98% | 2013-03-12 |
| 14005. | Aaron (spacexglizzy) | 89.74 | 97% | 2022-05-25 |
| 14006. | Mohammad (mewsamurai) | 89.74 | 99% | 2021-10-13 |
| 14007. | Anksoppa (anksoppa) | 89.74 | 97% | 2015-09-08 |
| 14008. | Trish (snooperj) | 89.73 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 14009. | kion (kionkun1) | 89.73 | 98% | 2022-06-04 |
| 14010. | Lioncio (lioncio12) | 89.73 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 14011. | YZZUB (chuang010896) | 89.73 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| 14012. | LoseYourMind (csq_) | 89.73 | 96% | 2012-05-29 |
| 14013. | Type (granwizard) | 89.72 | — | 2010-11-06 |
| 14014. | terence (youdecipher) | 89.72 | 97% | 2019-01-13 |
| 14015. | space 65 (jacob1361) | 89.72 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 14016. | enminnrawr (zxcvbnm2001) | 89.72 | 97% | 2022-03-06 |
| 14017. | owlsoup (owlsoup) | 89.72 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 14018. | Slothsu (beanerbag) | 89.72 | 98% | 2014-07-11 |
| 14019. | KodokTroll (kodoktroll) | 89.72 | 93% | 2014-07-24 |
| 14020. | bidens dog (spacerider93) | 89.72 | 93% | 2012-03-15 |
| 14021. | Jacob (siskonwich) | 89.72 | 98% | 2017-08-02 |
| 14022. | Nicholas (acron) | 89.72 | 95% | 2013-01-31 |
| 14023. | r (indiepop) | 89.71 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 14024. | Anuvrat (anuvrat) | 89.70 | 98% | 2015-02-20 |
| 14025. | T-Dawg (gentgaga210) | 89.70 | 97% | 2015-02-02 |
| 14026. | BarbBlackburn (3xx8iycrr3xy... | 89.70 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |