Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4362. | UReal (chc39615) | 65.56 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 4363. | Laviynia (laviynia) | 65.55 | 96% | 2017-07-24 |
| 4364. | Hugh (hugh_mungus_) | 65.55 | 96% | 2017-09-06 |
| 4365. | Otatop (unterepere) | 65.52 | 96% | 2018-05-31 |
| 4366. | Carlos (carlosmachina) | 65.52 | 96% | 2019-06-10 |
| 4367. | Eugenio (eugenioleal) | 65.51 | 98% | 2018-09-17 |
| 4368. | Ajay (ajaysub110) | 65.51 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 4369. | ccc (ahmadxsamer) | 65.51 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 4370. | Hannan (hazinudin) | 65.50 | 95% | 2017-10-29 |
| 4371. | Lonesome (lonesome13) | 65.50 | 96% | 2018-04-26 |
| 4372. | snelens (lexylexington) | 65.49 | 96% | 2018-04-27 |
| 4373. | Giffy (giffy04) | 65.48 | 96% | 2019-05-27 |
| 4374. | Sakil_BD (sakil_bdd) | 65.48 | 98% | 2017-10-09 |
| 4375. | Jeferson (aajjbb) | 65.48 | 94% | 2018-02-06 |
| 4376. | Matt (dazzles98) | 65.48 | 93% | 2018-04-28 |
| 4377. | Steven (qwertyswervy) | 65.47 | 94% | 2018-06-01 |
| 4378. | Chris (youarevalid) | 65.46 | 95% | 2018-07-06 |
| 4379. | Lucifer (lucifer97) | 65.45 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 4380. | Mikey (mikey386) | 65.43 | 95% | 2020-08-25 |
| 4381. | Ethan (raintalonx) | 65.41 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 4382. | Jade (hlhd2310) | 65.41 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| 4383. | CuberTyper (00059066) | 65.40 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 4384. | eman (emansiaoalr) | 65.38 | 95% | 2020-09-27 |
| 4385. | Nathan (natrieu01) | 65.38 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
| 4386. | Gijs (gijswijs) | 65.38 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
| 4387. | Richard (jorimi) | 65.38 | 94% | 2020-07-28 |
| 4388. | Straubrey (straubrey) | 65.37 | 95% | 2018-04-03 |
| 4389. | Sean (seanyg) | 65.36 | 95% | 2018-09-26 |
| 4390. | Cole (coleb117) | 65.33 | 96% | 2018-10-04 |
| 4391. | Saurus (saurus) | 65.33 | 94% | 2020-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |