And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20265. | Arturo (techxnique) | 78.50 | 97% | 2016-02-23 |
| 20266. | Reverse. (reversed) | 78.50 | 97% | 2014-09-11 |
| 20267. | Cybharg (bhargavac) | 78.50 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 20268. | André (andrehamada) | 78.50 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 20269. | Hasan (kingofnumbers) | 78.49 | 94% | 2016-04-24 |
| 20270. | tstats[lordhylia] (lordhylia) | 78.48 | 95% | 2022-10-03 |
| 20271. | Jazz (melotea) | 78.48 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 20272. | Atiyo (atiyo) | 78.48 | 98% | 2012-12-14 |
| 20273. | Joey (092767) | 78.48 | 94% | 2017-01-02 |
| 20274. | Uther (parannoid) | 78.47 | 92% | 2014-08-17 |
| 20275. | Viishied (viishied) | 78.47 | 94% | 2016-02-04 |
| 20276. | MAD (greeny3003) | 78.47 | 88% | 2017-02-20 |
| 20277. | Daniel (pekdaniel) | 78.47 | 96% | 2014-04-17 |
| 20278. | Doordarshan (slow_as_snail) | 78.47 | 98% | 2014-09-19 |
| 20279. | badomiso (badomiso) | 78.47 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 20280. | Aaren (aarengan) | 78.47 | 94% | 2013-08-03 |
| 20281. | Joona (snans) | 78.46 | 92% | 2016-05-09 |
| 20282. | Veluare (velaure) | 78.46 | 92% | 2013-01-06 |
| 20283. | Chris (youarevalid) | 78.46 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
| 20284. | Imme (immevdb) | 78.46 | 99% | 2018-10-16 |
| 20285. | Jesse (jesser1440) | 78.46 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 20286. | Kenny (boosted_kimchi) | 78.46 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 20287. | bit harsh (gifman) | 78.46 | 97% | 2023-07-22 |
| 20288. | Uladzislau (vlad_13_borisov) | 78.46 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 20289. | Hùng (kenkenkiota) | 78.46 | 98% | 2020-10-12 |
| 20290. | smegg (smeggbrain) | 78.46 | 97% | 2012-04-01 |
| 20291. | Jian Feng (bosprimigenius) | 78.46 | 97% | 2014-03-17 |
| 20292. | tori (emveete) | 78.45 | 98% | 2020-07-28 |
| 20293. | (grossguy) | 78.45 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 20294. | HawkEye (hawk_eye) | 78.45 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |