And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13306. | blueturtle (esraels) | 90.98 | 93% | 2014-03-02 |
| 13307. | TekkenLord (tekkenlord) | 90.97 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
| 13308. | hi (bleuwhite) | 90.97 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 13309. | Mahdi Lotfi (mahdilotfi) | 90.97 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 13310. | werpyp_dvorak (werpyp) | 90.97 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 13311. | Jeffrey (jeff7263) | 90.97 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 13312. | Aloysius (dude101no) | 90.97 | 98% | 2023-09-06 |
| 13313. | connor (arthalias) | 90.97 | 99% | 2015-06-12 |
| 13314. | Paul (paullmiller1) | 90.97 | 94% | 2016-06-20 |
| 13315. | Jeff (jecoda) | 90.96 | 96% | 2016-01-14 |
| 13316. | Arthur (sagman) | 90.96 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 13317. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 90.96 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 13318. | Emily (ylime7088) | 90.96 | 94% | 2016-03-24 |
| 13319. | Max (potato235) | 90.96 | 96% | 2018-09-16 |
| 13320. | Michal (psusylovar) | 90.96 | — | 2011-02-18 |
| 13321. | Lucian (lucianthomaz) | 90.96 | 96% | 2014-05-18 |
| 13322. | Wang (black_life941) | 90.95 | 95% | 2014-01-12 |
| 13323. | Unonymous (unonymous) | 90.95 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 13324. | Spex4Pakistanツ (yospexify) | 90.95 | 99% | 2022-06-08 |
| 13325. | bram (super_r23) | 90.95 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 13326. | Max (max_pinc) | 90.95 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
| 13327. | Miri (youneedcheeses) | 90.95 | 98% | 2019-06-28 |
| 13328. | Sahil (sahil04) | 90.94 | 98% | 2021-12-31 |
| 13329. | ciel (ciel0) | 90.94 | 98% | 2011-05-22 |
| 13330. | Loopy (loopy) | 90.94 | — | 2008-11-23 |
| 13331. | Tim (sirdigger) | 90.94 | — | 2011-01-24 |
| 13332. | Giuseppe (mangoppola) | 90.93 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 13333. | Lars (larsw) | 90.93 | 96% | 2015-02-10 |
| 13334. | BlazikenAlmighty (blazikena... | 90.93 | 92% | 2017-01-12 |
| 13335. | Aqeel (desiguy421) | 90.92 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |