When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14004. | Mayank (wizerno) | 72.83 | 95.8% | 2023-10-09 |
| 14005. | Wusien (wusien) | 72.83 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 14006. | Fredric (lockheart456) | 72.83 | 96% | 2022-02-23 |
| 14007. | Justin (justin1013) | 72.83 | 98% | 2017-10-01 |
| 14008. | Giulio (giumaz) | 72.83 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
| 14009. | aomine (aomine247) | 72.82 | 95% | 2023-02-13 |
| 14010. | Tosho (toshobyte) | 72.82 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 14011. | Kevin (kytrex) | 72.82 | 96% | 2018-07-20 |
| 14012. | Milk (operationmilk) | 72.81 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 14013. | Visa (visatron) | 72.81 | 95% | 2019-09-06 |
| 14014. | Cat (catbomb) | 72.81 | 97% | 2020-06-04 |
| 14015. | Bob (bobtyping) | 72.81 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 14016. | szarvas (nomenestomen) | 72.81 | 95% | 2017-01-10 |
| 14017. | marganets (marganets) | 72.80 | 97.8% | 2023-05-29 |
| 14018. | Inferendum (bloonchipper) | 72.80 | 95% | 2021-12-20 |
| 14019. | Abid Hasan (abid_hasan_abir) | 72.80 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 14020. | ninii (paniini) | 72.79 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 14021. | kareem (ringsofsilence) | 72.79 | 97% | 2018-11-30 |
| 14022. | Yoshi (yoshiplayer) | 72.79 | 97% | 2018-02-24 |
| 14023. | hi (alepia) | 72.78 | 94% | 2021-06-22 |
| 14024. | ProRick2358Y (prysp) | 72.78 | 96% | 2025-08-10 |
| 14025. | Uri (pony_salvaje) | 72.78 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 14026. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 72.78 | 96% | 2021-11-13 |
| 14027. | Michael (iphen) | 72.77 | 97% | 2025-08-15 |
| 14028. | Mike (leafittome) | 72.77 | 93% | 2016-12-16 |
| 14029. | GAKUSEI (9420nfzg9zgh) | 72.77 | 96% | 2024-08-28 |
| 14030. | jason (jcatiis) | 72.77 | 98% | 2017-08-14 |
| 14031. | wpnwbn (wpnwbn) | 72.77 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 14032. | Jack (thefreighttrain) | 72.75 | 99% | 2020-07-16 |
| 14033. | Thang (lhg81hc) | 72.75 | 96% | 2018-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |