Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3185. | Bob (bobsmiwth32423) | 69.97 | 95% | 2020-05-05 |
| 3186. | Priyanka (alearner) | 69.96 | 99% | 2019-10-25 |
| 3187. | Tobias (tobi_1337) | 69.95 | 95% | 2018-08-11 |
| 3188. | Elzhan (stayal0ne) | 69.95 | 96% | 2018-07-26 |
| 3189. | luiz (luizzy) | 69.93 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 3190. | kellyfunk (kellyfunk) | 69.92 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 3191. | Awit (tomas1) | 69.91 | 95% | 2020-03-06 |
| 3192. | Tuomas (tumaas) | 69.91 | 95% | 2019-09-23 |
| 3193. | Justin (theicybroah) | 69.91 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| 3194. | I_like_Billie_Eilish (agiun... | 69.91 | 98% | 2018-11-26 |
| 3195. | AxelDT (axman292) | 69.90 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 3196. | i cant spel (deoxyshock) | 69.89 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
| 3197. | toasteronabagel (toasterona... | 69.89 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
| 3198. | Olivia (the_ok) | 69.89 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3199. | jong (jonggo) | 69.86 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 3200. | Mudkip (jessykip) | 69.85 | 96% | 2020-05-21 |
| 3201. | Jarek (yorrickus) | 69.84 | 97% | 2020-08-06 |
| 3202. | Kristen (kristen91587) | 69.83 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 3203. | Kasey (kasebear) | 69.82 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 3204. | Guan Ying (modusoperand) | 69.82 | 96% | 2019-08-18 |
| 3205. | Mawon (wonlee) | 69.81 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
| 3206. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 69.81 | 95% | 2018-11-11 |
| 3207. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 69.81 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 3208. | Mauri (feministi) | 69.79 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 3209. | Chonlathep (unlimitia) | 69.79 | 97% | 2018-12-09 |
| 3210. | Rafiq (rafiq) | 69.77 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 3211. | Aashil (aashil) | 69.75 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
| 3212. | Jason (jasonjohnsj27) | 69.73 | 94% | 2021-08-12 |
| 3213. | Ferhat (ferhat) | 69.72 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
| 3214. | Chanakya (chanibunni) | 69.70 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |