I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14089. | TheAnomaly (theonlyanomaly) | 76.73 | 98% | 2023-08-20 |
| 14090. | pissnugget (pissnugget) | 76.73 | 97% | 2023-08-27 |
| 14091. | Callum (cal_a_mari) | 76.73 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 14092. | hellooooo (hk_in_london) | 76.73 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 14093. | iep (iebeaux) | 76.73 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 14094. | Jed (erictheodore) | 76.73 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 14095. | Roger (gamer95) | 76.73 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 14096. | crazy (flappybirb) | 76.73 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 14097. | oimmasu (oimmasu) | 76.73 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 14098. | Prometheus (tomatonest) | 76.73 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 14099. | Tasvirul (tasvirul) | 76.73 | 96% | 2016-11-19 |
| 14100. | morga0402 (morgan0402) | 76.72 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
| 14101. | William (ballpointpen) | 76.72 | 96.3% | 2024-03-05 |
| 14102. | Bonzai (bonnierunner21) | 76.72 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
| 14103. | Glad (glad99) | 76.72 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 14104. | Adam (borasz) | 76.72 | 96% | 2017-01-16 |
| 14105. | lonewarrior (lonewarrior01) | 76.71 | 96% | 2023-07-19 |
| 14106. | Nomaan (nfshaikh) | 76.71 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 14107. | Jeffrey (jeffrey1256) | 76.71 | 97.1% | 2021-02-22 |
| 14108. | Jarek (yorrickus) | 76.71 | 96% | 2015-09-28 |
| 14109. | Maxwell (manwhoisnamed) | 76.71 | 96% | 2017-03-23 |
| 14110. | Matt (orangepan16) | 76.70 | 90% | 2016-01-14 |
| 14111. | kevin (kongdonglong32) | 76.70 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 14112. | Patrik (tacticalnuke) | 76.70 | 94% | 2021-01-05 |
| 14113. | Fat (fattyfatboi) | 76.70 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 14114. | William (vlakross) | 76.70 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 14115. | Andrew (andrew530) | 76.69 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 14116. | Cody (kaibigan) | 76.69 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 14117. | Marylyn (raani) | 76.69 | 99% | 2018-10-24 |
| 14118. | fastboi (ooofooo) | 76.69 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |