See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8065. | Typing🤯🤯🤯 (sirsoup) | 88.15 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 8066. | yuh (surelythishasntbeentaken) | 88.15 | 96.5% | 2021-02-20 |
| 8067. | quitlesspogspeed (pogspeed) | 88.14 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 8068. | Shiro (shirok) | 88.14 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 8069. | Speed_Reader (nagy_ssbm) | 88.13 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 8070. | Cole (coles_lambo_15) | 88.13 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 8071. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 88.12 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 8072. | Keyser (whereskeyser) | 88.12 | 99% | 2021-06-13 |
| 8073. | Kyrgyzstan (zhanarbek) | 88.12 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 8074. | Lord (valharius) | 88.12 | 96.8% | 2021-02-08 |
| 8075. | I12 (inot12) | 88.12 | 98% | 2020-07-30 |
| 8076. | Gergő (gergo225) | 88.11 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 8077. | ryan (chemicsbear) | 88.10 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 8078. | mt005 (mt005) | 88.09 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 8079. | Andrew (monochromeocean) | 88.08 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 8080. | Curtis (curtispuetz) | 88.08 | 98% | 2024-11-21 |
| 8081. | Per (dubgeiser) | 88.07 | 97.7% | 2025-01-28 |
| 8082. | Jon (yon67) | 88.07 | 97% | 2023-09-26 |
| 8083. | Victor (whitenecro21) | 88.07 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 8084. | Huy (duchuynguyen94) | 88.07 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 8085. | TYPELEGEND (typelegends) | 88.07 | 95% | 2021-02-17 |
| 8086. | ApSad (apaars) | 88.06 | 99% | 2020-11-29 |
| 8087. | Phoebe (jnnphbbcl) | 88.05 | 98% | 2025-09-10 |
| 8088. | Sajidul (sajidul) | 88.05 | 97% | 2024-08-10 |
| 8089. | MO$$ (monilyn) | 88.05 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 8090. | Ezainy (gresketh) | 88.05 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 8091. | Chris (cnbrauns30) | 88.05 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 8092. | this (taehyung_3012) | 88.05 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
| 8093. | Ata (aajan) | 88.05 | 97% | 2024-08-14 |
| 8094. | Damn7 (damn7slow) | 88.04 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |