Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38319. | caotang (caotangxm) | 34.68 | — | 2010-06-27 |
| 38320. | Sandeep (rehan) | 34.68 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 38321. | Joey (joey454) | 34.68 | 95% | 2020-12-25 |
| 38322. | Random troll (gandalfman) | 34.68 | 95% | 2014-01-23 |
| 38323. | Iulia (iulia_tamas) | 34.68 | 94% | 2023-07-27 |
| 38324. | John Rey (jennjohnrey) | 34.67 | 96% | 2014-04-09 |
| 38325. | Gabriel (dekkoz) | 34.67 | 94% | 2021-07-17 |
| 38326. | Jess (jess01011) | 34.67 | 92% | 2021-12-16 |
| 38327. | Aman (peace_100) | 34.67 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 38328. | Jayson (limotako1) | 34.67 | — | 2011-01-06 |
| 38329. | Eric (snail) | 34.66 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 38330. | Yusuf (yspahi) | 34.66 | 91% | 2023-06-25 |
| 38331. | little (littlemike) | 34.65 | 92% | 2013-09-08 |
| 38332. | lanisha (neelishis08) | 34.65 | — | 2009-09-22 |
| 38333. | DUDE (qmano1) | 34.65 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 38334. | Vu (fordfocus) | 34.65 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 38335. | manas (dwivedimanas) | 34.64 | 97% | 2016-11-25 |
| 38336. | Yohei (yohei) | 34.64 | 86% | 2014-11-15 |
| 38337. | Ives (ives_junior) | 34.64 | — | 2008-09-21 |
| 38338. | Hadi (hadiprmn) | 34.64 | 94% | 2015-06-30 |
| 38339. | Jason (atsebear) | 34.63 | — | 2010-02-08 |
| 38340. | DX star (ncx.honda@gmail.com) | 34.63 | 89% | 2012-11-08 |
| 38341. | Arthur (arthur_7) | 34.63 | 96% | 2023-01-07 |
| 38342. | Abdo (abdomans) | 34.63 | 95% | 2022-09-28 |
| 38343. | nurasyl (nurasyl) | 34.62 | 94% | 2011-07-17 |
| 38344. | Ng (ngcharlie0616) | 34.62 | 83% | 2015-03-29 |
| 38345. | KyleZ (kylez_8998) | 34.62 | 92% | 2021-02-03 |
| 38346. | Aruzhan (arrrujjka) | 34.62 | 90% | 2022-04-06 |
| 38347. | kadir (rooky) | 34.62 | 90% | 2016-12-31 |
| 38348. | Suryansh (suryansh03) | 34.62 | 92% | 2023-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |