I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3756. | bribe stop being a ssy and ... | 106.03 | 98% | 2025-06-15 |
| 3757. | Nolan (dschlong) | 106.03 | 99% | 2019-11-26 |
| 3758. | Travis (xtravisty) | 106.03 | 89% | 2016-01-09 |
| 3759. | Boncho (bochl1n) | 106.02 | 97.4% | 2023-07-16 |
| 3760. | PERMA newbie (1no_ob) | 106.02 | 99% | 2025-04-25 |
| 3761. | (✿◠‿◠) (101202) | 106.02 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 3762. | Brandon (brndn1011) | 106.01 | 97.6% | 2024-10-19 |
| 3763. | Dawin (windarena) | 106.01 | 95% | 2016-06-07 |
| 3764. | Mia (mialav) | 105.99 | 92% | 2017-03-08 |
| 3765. | crabhelper20 (crabhelper20) | 105.98 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 3766. | Jack (ntodyslexic) | 105.95 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3767. | Nick (coyote96) | 105.95 | 98% | 2025-06-04 |
| 3768. | Eivind (samuraikattepus) | 105.95 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
| 3769. | 94 (abdulraham) | 105.94 | 97.1% | 2023-11-03 |
| 3770. | Charlie (swordmole) | 105.94 | 99% | 2020-11-22 |
| 3771. | K (ksil_razor) | 105.94 | 98.5% | 2021-02-03 |
| 3772. | rip reckful (wlwil) | 105.93 | 90% | 2016-10-18 |
| 3773. | ceique (yogs) | 105.93 | 94% | 2016-06-09 |
| 3774. | Chris (planedriver) | 105.93 | 97% | 2016-05-08 |
| 3775. | Memballer (memballer) | 105.92 | 93% | 2017-04-20 |
| 3776. | Vincent (effaz) | 105.91 | 95% | 2016-12-09 |
| 3777. | conquodS (cobraa) | 105.90 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 3778. | dejun (kawaiichick) | 105.90 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 3779. | Violette (waterwiz) | 105.89 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 3780. | tstats[nirabhra] (nirabhra) | 105.88 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 3781. | Sam (jet993) | 105.87 | 98.1% | 2024-02-26 |
| 3782. | Ali (ali_pro) | 105.87 | 96.3% | 2025-05-10 |
| 3783. | dat (xeochron) | 105.87 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 3784. | N (na7thana) | 105.86 | 98% | 2018-06-10 |
| 3785. | stay fresh cheese bags (maw... | 105.86 | 93% | 2016-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |