So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28425. | Kurosaki (dark_trap144) | 55.29 | 98% | 2012-01-23 |
| 28426. | Khan (khan2) | 55.29 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 28427. | Tonmoy (ah_tonmoy) | 55.28 | 95.2% | 2023-08-23 |
| 28428. | Sky (skywalker2) | 55.28 | 96% | 2022-11-04 |
| 28429. | Jy (jy_16) | 55.28 | 95% | 2023-03-24 |
| 28430. | gamal (gamal123) | 55.28 | 93% | 2023-03-05 |
| 28431. | Em (chuchu) | 55.28 | — | 2010-01-21 |
| 28432. | Florian (florian26) | 55.28 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 28433. | shanon (shanon) | 55.28 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 28434. | Quzrin (quzrin) | 55.28 | 89% | 2012-11-08 |
| 28435. | KTDM (ktdm) | 55.27 | 95% | 2023-04-16 |
| 28436. | Jay (wolfjay757) | 55.27 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
| 28437. | binita (atinib21) | 55.27 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
| 28438. | Game (gamehunter) | 55.27 | — | 2009-04-12 |
| 28439. | Aristotelis (aristotelis_ch) | 55.27 | 96% | 2013-10-07 |
| 28440. | owen (owenyang) | 55.27 | 90% | 2014-11-20 |
| 28441. | Multicellular (multicellula... | 55.26 | 94% | 2022-02-22 |
| 28442. | Dig (essaitch) | 55.26 | 95% | 2022-10-06 |
| 28443. | Taariq (shadowsniper7) | 55.26 | 94% | 2022-01-09 |
| 28444. | Roy (kaitoukid1412) | 55.26 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 28445. | Yogesh (yogicode) | 55.26 | 94% | 2017-01-06 |
| 28446. | Alden (aldendino) | 55.26 | 92% | 2015-05-31 |
| 28447. | madelief3 (hannah_mathilda) | 55.25 | 95% | 2022-11-21 |
| 28448. | imrileyok (imzercz) | 55.25 | 96% | 2023-03-31 |
| 28449. | ansendice (asendice) | 55.25 | 95% | 2019-06-04 |
| 28450. | Paris (parwon) | 55.25 | 94.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 28451. | Prabhu (prabhu_r) | 55.25 | 93% | 2013-01-22 |
| 28452. | Fred (fredzen) | 55.25 | 96% | 2015-06-28 |
| 28453. | =) (nigahiga) | 55.25 | — | 2009-08-06 |
| 28454. | bonnie (kettlekettle) | 55.25 | 97% | 2013-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |