And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32699. | jack (jack3) | 58.33 | 91% | 2016-04-12 |
| 32700. | Spectral (sspectral) | 58.33 | 94% | 2021-12-01 |
| 32701. | samuel (blackhawk1928) | 58.32 | 95% | 2022-11-21 |
| 32702. | MMemmemm (antz9t) | 58.32 | 98% | 2014-12-07 |
| 32703. | Lothar (lothar_corvega) | 58.32 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 32704. | HeoSua (heosuaxongdzolua) | 58.32 | — | 2009-10-12 |
| 32705. | Juan (juanto121) | 58.32 | 97% | 2016-01-02 |
| 32706. | Abhishek (n314159) | 58.32 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 32707. | Jeremy (jerbear27) | 58.32 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 32708. | Leon (leontheninja) | 58.32 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
| 32709. | Asik (vantenkeist) | 58.31 | 93% | 2013-05-31 |
| 32710. | Dershan (dershan219) | 58.31 | 98% | 2020-02-07 |
| 32711. | Bilal (bilal952) | 58.31 | 88% | 2015-09-24 |
| 32712. | Edge (edgelao) | 58.31 | 95% | 2012-07-23 |
| 32713. | Zhang (liangzhixi) | 58.31 | 87% | 2017-03-18 |
| 32714. | Xephonx (xephonx) | 58.31 | 92% | 2013-05-02 |
| 32715. | Yoci (yociee) | 58.30 | 91% | 2016-06-22 |
| 32716. | Cheng (mingc124) | 58.30 | 96.9% | 2023-09-15 |
| 32717. | andjelko (raskoljnjikov) | 58.30 | 99% | 2018-06-12 |
| 32718. | Abhi (abhi_carvaka) | 58.30 | 99% | 2023-01-14 |
| 32719. | ジョンジョンジョン... | 58.30 | 92% | 2016-10-18 |
| 32720. | Solar (solugebefola) | 58.29 | 96% | 2015-08-06 |
| 32721. | Red (diamondace) | 58.29 | 95% | 2022-04-07 |
| 32722. | tanatcha (ohmnakisa) | 58.29 | 98% | 2015-12-11 |
| 32723. | THATCHILD (thatchild) | 58.29 | 95% | 2020-05-05 |
| 32724. | Christopher (wuyiomokunrin) | 58.29 | 94% | 2021-03-19 |
| 32725. | giannis (gammyhorse) | 58.29 | 95% | 2016-10-25 |
| 32726. | Bikash (bikash_grg) | 58.28 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 32727. | Jd (jdthebeanbag) | 58.28 | 95% | 2021-12-31 |
| 32728. | vikas (vikas22) | 58.28 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |