I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1976. | Micah (winterwolfie__) | 85.94 | 98% | 2024-10-22 |
| 1977. | rodli (rodli) | 85.93 | 97.1% | 2024-01-05 |
| 1978. | james (chilty14) | 85.88 | 95% | 2023-09-15 |
| 1979. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 85.87 | 96.1% | 2024-12-05 |
| 1980. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 85.85 | 98.9% | 2024-08-22 |
| 1981. | Elcid (elcidvirgel) | 85.84 | 95.9% | 2024-10-20 |
| 1982. | H (hdawg187) | 85.82 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 1983. | Zi Heng (zihengxu) | 85.81 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 1984. | Techlead (hh_chng) | 85.81 | 97.1% | 2024-04-07 |
| 1985. | Jondoeyes (jondoeyes) | 85.81 | 95.2% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1986. | Elliana (ellianahaha) | 85.80 | 97% | 2025-01-28 |
| 1987. | raymond (raymondgggg) | 85.78 | 97.3% | 2023-11-11 |
| 1988. | eleplev (eleplev) | 85.77 | 98% | 2024-05-18 |
| 1989. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 85.77 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
| 1990. | Rushit (rushit) | 85.76 | 97% | 2024-07-26 |
| 1991. | linwer (linwer) | 85.74 | 97% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1992. | Zanuh (mrelister) | 85.72 | 95.9% | 2024-02-02 |
| 1993. | Ant (ynosky) | 85.72 | 98% | 2024-12-17 |
| 1994. | haidanos (haidanos) | 85.71 | 96.2% | 2023-09-17 |
| 1995. | NathD (viktor_oppenheimer) | 85.70 | 97.6% | 2024-06-05 |
| 1996. | J-Money (jacobbeaudway) | 85.70 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 1997. | Jorisen (nived_soul) | 85.69 | 95.6% | 2024-05-14 |
| 1998. | Trishu (trishu) | 85.69 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 1999. | Cnnn (cnnn) | 85.68 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 2000. | Igor (ikarus9393) | 85.68 | 97.4% | 2023-11-03 |
| 2001. | grace (iloveyeats) | 85.67 | 99% | 2024-05-13 |
| 2002. | Abhishek (abhishekarnold) | 85.67 | 97.4% | 2025-03-03 |
| 2003. | Sheefra (sheefcmcs) | 85.65 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
| 2004. | marisa (marithemotorist) | 85.63 | 97.8% | 2024-05-29 |
| 2005. | touch me (sertouchme) | 85.62 | 97.1% | 2023-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |