Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8666. | Jim (shiifty) | 88.89 | 100% | 2013-04-02 |
| 8667. | ParaJenn (parajenn) | 88.89 | 99% | 2015-02-19 |
| 8668. | Joe (jrobins) | 88.89 | — | 2010-07-30 |
| 8669. | jo (jo_mo_) | 88.89 | 99% | 2017-06-28 |
| 8670. | Manne (epicblueberry) | 88.89 | 97% | 2016-08-04 |
| 8671. | Dani (dani_8) | 88.89 | 98% | 2012-09-08 |
| 8672. | Chris (schindlersfist) | 88.89 | 92% | 2015-05-02 |
| 8673. | RI (speedraceriyer) | 88.88 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
| 8674. | 22ru (mayushy) | 88.88 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
| 8675. | Daniel (dschonhaut) | 88.88 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 8676. | SomeDude (a_time_to_live) | 88.88 | 97% | 2013-01-02 |
| 8677. | qm (heyitsqm) | 88.87 | 97% | 2022-07-10 |
| 8678. | midnight (aw01) | 88.87 | 98.7% | 2021-02-13 |
| 8679. | Jason (lightzout) | 88.87 | — | 2010-03-06 |
| 8680. | Never Quit (neverquit) | 88.87 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 8681. | Hayawardh (hayawardh) | 88.87 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 8682. | Kamil (yugo9x) | 88.86 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 8683. | kaiiennn (yknyong1) | 88.86 | 92% | 2013-04-26 |
| 8684. | You never learn anything by... | 88.86 | 95% | 2014-04-22 |
| 8685. | Megan (mal2012) | 88.86 | — | 2010-09-04 |
| 8686. | Spencer Ryan (digitalspenz) | 88.86 | 99% | 2014-12-05 |
| 8687. | Austin (austinjm34) | 88.85 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
| 8688. | George (george_the_scourge) | 88.85 | 97.6% | 2023-09-24 |
| 8689. | Nam (nchu027) | 88.85 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 8690. | Megan (lopinroo) | 88.85 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 8691. | Schoko (8_is_my_gourou) | 88.85 | — | 2010-05-01 |
| 8692. | ryan (chemicsbear) | 88.83 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 8693. | Joe Bama (alandsi) | 88.83 | 97.1% | 2021-02-24 |
| 8694. | James (jamezjohnson) | 88.83 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 8695. | reale (reale) | 88.83 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |