I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
Active since September 30, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9002. | Brenden (brendanimal) | 87.60 | 95% | 2012-11-18 |
| 9003. | bambang (breakingkeyboards) | 87.60 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 9004. | Vlad (gensou) | 87.60 | 89% | 2016-10-30 |
| 9005. | Anguu (anguubeef) | 87.59 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| 9006. | Kevin (kyang19) | 87.59 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 9007. | Resist (resist) | 87.59 | 92% | 2012-02-15 |
| 9008. | Aaron (pikachu3004) | 87.59 | 93% | 2016-05-23 |
| 9009. | Sohei (sohei) | 87.58 | 97.9% | 2023-06-23 |
| 9010. | Sure (ichiraifu) | 87.58 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
| 9011. | Hello (helloworld) | 87.58 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 9012. | OneRandom (one_random_typer) | 87.57 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 9013. | Ἀριάδνη (dvorak_is_... | 87.57 | 94% | 2015-12-05 |
| 9014. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 87.57 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 9015. | Caleb (awsumbabysnarl) | 87.57 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 9016. | Mazhar Andalib (mazharandalib) | 87.57 | 98% | 2016-06-24 |
| 9017. | J (nanjsko) | 87.57 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 9018. | Zviad (ზვიად) (ha... | 87.56 | 96% | 2014-09-02 |
| 9019. | Scan (scherzo) | 87.56 | 97% | 2013-09-04 |
| 9020. | yoyojuice (yoyojuice) | 87.56 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 9021. | ham (haaaaaaaam) | 87.56 | 93% | 2021-06-22 |
| 9022. | Sky man (koolienavy) | 87.56 | 97% | 2020-02-03 |
| 9023. | Sleepy (yipyap) | 87.56 | 96% | 2016-10-23 |
| 9024. | Quân (karocross) | 87.55 | 98% | 2022-11-17 |
| 9025. | Anton (speedie1337) | 87.55 | 95% | 2019-09-16 |
| 9026. | MtDewaholic (mtdewaholic) | 87.55 | 96% | 2023-01-01 |
| 9027. | Aidan (epixaidbeta) | 87.55 | 95% | 2019-08-28 |
| 9028. | Vasil (vasil) | 87.55 | 96% | 2013-02-16 |
| 9029. | ronald (kakan) | 87.55 | 90% | 2014-05-02 |
| 9030. | bescomo (bescomo) | 87.54 | 94% | 2015-04-12 |
| 9031. | A (devilangelz) | 87.54 | 94% | 2019-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |