So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11345. | Darko (kogabriga) | 83.00 | 95% | 2012-02-20 |
| 11346. | R S Ashwin (rsashwinkumar) | 83.00 | 91% | 2012-09-16 |
| 11347. | sabitovski (tursabihami) | 83.00 | 98% | 2014-04-09 |
| 11348. | Soedy (soedar) | 83.00 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| 11349. | Sameer (sameersadiq1) | 83.00 | 99% | 2018-10-25 |
| 11350. | hari (h4ri_01@yahoo.com) | 83.00 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 11351. | Naru (solvereign) | 82.99 | 96.7% | 2023-10-24 |
| 11352. | d o m (p4nd4guy) | 82.99 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 11353. | Ryan (ninjamuffin) | 82.99 | 96% | 2014-03-19 |
| 11354. | ulfryc (ulfryc) | 82.99 | 93% | 2016-01-19 |
| 11355. | Furch (furch) | 82.99 | 97% | 2012-11-25 |
| 11356. | Ansh (gummybearansh) | 82.98 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
| 11357. | Sentai (sentai421) | 82.98 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
| 11358. | Carolina (nina_mapa) | 82.98 | 99% | 2021-06-02 |
| 11359. | spexz111 (rubiks_boy10) | 82.98 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 11360. | Bot (348866896) | 82.98 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 11361. | CJ (cjnfl) | 82.97 | 95% | 2018-09-15 |
| 11362. | mv0 (the_oko) | 82.97 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 11363. | xxneoxx (xxneoxx) | 82.97 | 99% | 2022-08-26 |
| 11364. | Adam (woohooman) | 82.97 | 96% | 2011-05-17 |
| 11365. | Sleepy (yipyap) | 82.97 | 90% | 2016-11-12 |
| 11366. | Justin (fluents) | 82.96 | 90% | 2012-01-07 |
| 11367. | Andrew (andrewykim528) | 82.96 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 11368. | Leon (leon22) | 82.96 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 11369. | Emma (emseusa) | 82.96 | 94% | 2013-02-03 |
| 11370. | Rob (aftershock7) | 82.96 | 98% | 2016-02-17 |
| 11371. | Mellanik (mellanik) | 82.95 | 96% | 2022-10-21 |
| 11372. | ElfIv (elfiv) | 82.95 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
| 11373. | InCredH (harsh_hegishte) | 82.95 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 11374. | Leimondu (roshia) | 82.95 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |