You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1949. | Aleks (aleks8) | 73.95 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
1950. | Johnnieboy (bently5102) | 73.91 | 96% | 2020-07-16 |
1951. | Mark (thefakemark) | 73.91 | 95% | 2019-04-27 |
1952. | John (ionut16) | 73.91 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
1953. | Buiman001 (buiman001) | 73.84 | 95% | 2018-05-14 |
1954. | Davidpaloscioteachesguitar.... | 73.84 | 97% | 2019-12-17 |
1955. | Para (parad) | 73.82 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
1956. | Ribub (mercury_millpond) | 73.82 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
1957. | wow (kitzin) | 73.79 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
1958. | Julia (bskdjewels) | 73.77 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
1959. | Filip (d3r1mm0r) | 73.76 | 97% | 2019-03-02 |
1960. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 73.74 | 96% | 2019-12-07 |
1961. | Jeremy (gurmzzz) | 73.73 | 98% | 2019-07-27 |
1962. | AugustSK (augu2236) | 73.72 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
1963. | Kasiourasg (kasiourasg) | 73.72 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
1964. | Eric (qwarts) | 73.72 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
1965. | Park Shin Hye (yipaepaen) | 73.69 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
1966. | Jyothiraditya (jyothiraditya) | 73.67 | 95% | 2018-05-27 |
1967. | Angel (angelvalentin80) | 73.64 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
1968. | Wafflebear (wafflebear) | 73.63 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
1969. | Sam (skuhns) | 73.63 | 96% | 2018-07-31 |
1970. | Joe (itsvizzini) | 73.61 | 95% | 2018-02-23 |
1971. | Zach (strongnrg) | 73.57 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
1972. | Dank (dankmachine) | 73.54 | 96% | 2018-11-12 |
1973. | Noggie (noggie) | 73.48 | 97% | 2019-06-21 |
1974. | Ella (itypefasterthanyou10) | 73.40 | 97% | 2019-02-12 |
1975. | smq (_smq) | 73.39 | 95% | 2020-08-19 |
1976. | Nani (karlord) | 73.38 | 96% | 2020-07-15 |
1977. | Denny (shizkr) | 73.38 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
1978. | Raz (adashi) | 73.36 | 99% | 2019-03-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |