The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13655. | (baileyeet) | 81.94 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
| 13656. | (2minty) | 81.94 | 94% | 2021-12-16 |
| 13657. | n00b (gimape07) | 81.94 | 96.1% | 2023-09-10 |
| 13658. | sarai (yuki3721) | 81.93 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
| 13659. | (sofs) | 81.93 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 13660. | (hakuchihiro) | 81.92 | 96% | 2019-04-07 |
| 13661. | (hannaklop) | 81.92 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 13662. | (s_o_p_h_i_e) | 81.92 | 94% | 2014-07-03 |
| 13663. | (drochom) | 81.91 | 97% | 2019-02-12 |
| 13664. | (zeveisenberg) | 81.91 | 91% | 2013-11-03 |
| 13665. | (wguo) | 81.91 | 90% | 2016-03-14 |
| 13666. | (frazierpug) | 81.91 | 96% | 2015-03-01 |
| 13667. | yy (vilhelmlam) | 81.91 | 98% | 2015-07-24 |
| 13668. | (robinsonian) | 81.91 | 96% | 2011-11-14 |
| 13669. | (fabmdv) | 81.91 | — | 2009-08-10 |
| 13670. | (encore) | 81.91 | 96% | 2012-05-09 |
| 13671. | Sian (mysticka) | 81.90 | 95% | 2012-10-29 |
| 13672. | Cole (yeuling) | 81.90 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 13673. | (farzanhges) | 81.90 | 95% | 2022-05-12 |
| 13674. | (thakkarparth007) | 81.89 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 13675. | (yeeticus_theboss) | 81.89 | 96% | 2022-05-12 |
| 13676. | (kysan_) | 81.89 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 13677. | Alex (alegiance) | 81.89 | 95% | 2013-04-27 |
| 13678. | Fishy_Types (fishy_types) | 81.89 | 95% | 2021-03-26 |
| 13679. | (onyetwenyevwe) | 81.89 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 13680. | Eric (etype) | 81.89 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 13681. | (taurine) | 81.89 | 98% | 2011-05-18 |
| 13682. | (djolas2) | 81.89 | 98% | 2012-04-24 |
| 13683. | (_dino_) | 81.88 | 99% | 2019-12-05 |
| 13684. | (louispy) | 81.88 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |