The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14517. | Jack K (overjoyed__owl) | 81.96 | 97% | 2024-10-15 |
| 14518. | WelvenDaGreat (welvendagreat) | 81.96 | 97% | 2017-08-05 |
| 14519. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 81.96 | 99% | 2020-09-15 |
| 14520. | Falco (falconil) | 81.96 | 96% | 2016-09-10 |
| 14521. | Niflheimr (niflheimr1) | 81.95 | 97.5% | 2024-04-18 |
| 14522. | Will (ratmonger) | 81.95 | 96% | 2023-06-15 |
| 14523. | Allan (allan_dim) | 81.95 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 14524. | Jorge (jrgen) | 81.95 | 97.6% | 2025-03-01 |
| 14525. | Stratum (stratum) | 81.95 | 98% | 2024-03-30 |
| 14526. | Ray (ray_mond) | 81.95 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 14527. | Pehz (pehz) | 81.95 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
| 14528. | Tohst (drtoast) | 81.95 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 14529. | william (thefastest69) | 81.95 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 14530. | Alex (bancrofti) | 81.95 | 95% | 2011-07-31 |
| 14531. | wayne (nonlimit) | 81.95 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
| 14532. | aptnker (aptnker) | 81.95 | 98% | 2011-10-29 |
| 14533. | Lemon (lemon369) | 81.94 | 96.5% | 2024-01-19 |
| 14534. | Sajal (ssreal) | 81.94 | 98% | 2025-10-22 |
| 14535. | Elliott Curtis (ecurtis12345) | 81.94 | 97.6% | 2024-10-09 |
| 14536. | Alex (tactickle) | 81.94 | 98.7% | 2023-10-19 |
| 14537. | Branden (bm00re) | 81.94 | 95% | 2015-08-19 |
| 14538. | Arman (yesenarman) | 81.94 | 96% | 2015-09-12 |
| 14539. | !RiA! (soddinghostile) | 81.94 | — | 2010-09-07 |
| 14540. | Jean (orangedrum) | 81.93 | 95% | 2022-06-07 |
| 14541. | Bobby (zedzke) | 81.93 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 14542. | neeraj (neeraj902) | 81.93 | 98% | 2023-03-04 |
| 14543. | Artisan (artisan0211) | 81.93 | 98.3% | 2023-09-26 |
| 14544. | kentlim (lsk133) | 81.93 | 99.2% | 2024-11-20 |
| 14545. | travdong (travdong) | 81.93 | 98.1% | 2023-08-26 |
| 14546. | Max (philosophynerd) | 81.93 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |