So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23836. | tharun (fanatique) | 62.20 | 93% | 2014-11-05 |
| 23837. | Bluebear (bluebear69) | 62.19 | 94% | 2012-04-15 |
| 23838. | Dylan (dmiller00) | 62.19 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 23839. | Saif (syntex123) | 62.19 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 23840. | alex (galex73) | 62.19 | 96% | 2018-08-30 |
| 23841. | thach (regrettmt) | 62.19 | — | 2009-08-22 |
| 23842. | Steve (steveadams) | 62.19 | 96% | 2013-08-03 |
| 23843. | Remo (remoghosh) | 62.19 | 94% | 2016-09-04 |
| 23844. | Leafy (leafy) | 62.19 | 93% | 2012-03-23 |
| 23845. | Jpm (jpm13ar) | 62.19 | 95% | 2011-10-13 |
| 23846. | Jahaziel (changofeliz) | 62.19 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 23847. | Will (william_wang) | 62.18 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 23848. | slowboi soap (slowsoap) | 62.18 | 95% | 2020-06-16 |
| 23849. | swapneel (swapneel_das) | 62.18 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 23850. | Ironclaw (ironclaw_nl) | 62.18 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 23851. | Freaky (dementoriit) | 62.18 | 91% | 2012-06-02 |
| 23852. | Vikesh (vikeshkhanna) | 62.17 | 86% | 2011-05-03 |
| 23853. | Caleb (cmiles33) | 62.17 | 91% | 2016-02-04 |
| 23854. | Zero (zerogravt) | 62.17 | 95% | 2012-02-03 |
| 23855. | I Love Pakistan (sunnyinam786) | 62.17 | 97% | 2014-10-30 |
| 23856. | Arman (yesenarman) | 62.17 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 23857. | skadri (skadri) | 62.17 | — | 2010-05-02 |
| 23858. | Quang (quangnd) | 62.17 | 91% | 2012-08-13 |
| 23859. | ZMM (ariobarzan) | 62.17 | 95% | 2015-12-29 |
| 23860. | Mausam (im_eagle) | 62.16 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 23861. | Vartira (vartira) | 62.16 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 23862. | Dave (gream) | 62.16 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 23863. | Damian (samadhi) | 62.16 | 92% | 2011-09-01 |
| 23864. | Sam (sam1490) | 62.15 | 94% | 2023-05-10 |
| 23865. | Daniel (theakonigod) | 62.15 | 93% | 2019-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |