And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1293. | Ian (unfunf) | 133.84 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 1294. | Jellybee (jellybee) | 133.84 | 97% | 2016-07-12 |
| 1295. | Phil (swizzpk) | 133.83 | 98% | 2013-07-17 |
| 1296. | Rachael (bridgegirl) | 133.82 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 1297. | David (hybridlikesrice) | 133.79 | 99% | 2021-04-11 |
| 1298. | Wimawa (bomiis) | 133.77 | 99.7% | 2023-09-24 |
| 1299. | Billy (kumidaiko) | 133.77 | 97% | 2014-01-21 |
| 1300. | Darren (feelinspiffy) | 133.76 | 98% | 2023-06-14 |
| 1301. | i quit every game (pboozin) | 133.76 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 1302. | Paulie (pauliegohome) | 133.76 | 95% | 2015-11-26 |
| 1303. | (floofyaltaria) | 133.75 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| 1304. | Anon (kalki) | 133.75 | 98% | 2013-11-16 |
| 1305. | Benton (habbobabbo) | 133.72 | 99% | 2020-02-08 |
| 1306. | Swift (heyswifty) | 133.72 | 99% | 2023-02-18 |
| 1307. | Dan! (◕‿◕✿) (danilo... | 133.70 | 95% | 2012-04-09 |
| 1308. | telorbuzzu (telorbusu) | 133.70 | 98% | 2019-11-09 |
| 1309. | marsh (yepeyi) | 133.69 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 1310. | Kristin (kristinchs) | 133.67 | 97% | 2011-06-03 |
| 1311. | Great sandwich (jumpsh0t) | 133.66 | 99% | 2013-10-28 |
| 1312. | Fake (reckfulsux) | 133.61 | 96% | 2014-08-20 |
| 1313. | Justin (jnhnum1) | 133.61 | 92% | 2015-03-11 |
| 1314. | ∞ (gatewaydrug) | 133.60 | 100% | 2015-02-11 |
| 1315. | Adam (shoelegend88) | 133.60 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 1316. | Benoit (kyocans) | 133.59 | 96% | 2016-05-24 |
| 1317. | flaneur (ardous) | 133.58 | 99% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1318. | Quan (lolenigmatic) | 133.56 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 1319. | infinite (infinitex3logy) | 133.55 | 97% | 2013-08-30 |
| 1320. | George (kraur) | 133.55 | 98% | 2014-04-13 |
| 1321. | Kill (killdave) | 133.53 | 100% | 2012-01-20 |
| 1322. | cosmix (cosmix) | 133.53 | 100% | 2014-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |