And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4935. | Chris Jozef Cad (kamireign) | 112.35 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 4936. | John (johnprogrammer1) | 112.35 | 98.2% | 2023-10-31 |
| 4937. | greenlotion (greenlotion) | 112.35 | 97% | 2014-06-07 |
| 4938. | Gledi (superstronghold) | 112.35 | 97% | 2013-04-19 |
| 4939. | dave (noonzz) | 112.34 | 97% | 2016-02-24 |
| 4940. | amoz r (amoz11) | 112.33 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 4941. | an0ma1y (an0ma1y) | 112.33 | 99% | 2023-03-11 |
| 4942. | pak (packedup) | 112.33 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 4943. | Max (maxwang123) | 112.33 | 96% | 2016-06-07 |
| 4944. | Dan (kylodan) | 112.33 | 99% | 2017-05-22 |
| 4945. | Anargyros (argy) | 112.33 | 97% | 2012-05-18 |
| 4946. | Spookeh (spookeeh) | 112.32 | 93% | 2016-10-19 |
| 4947. | Joy (joliver0911) | 112.32 | 94% | 2013-01-14 |
| 4948. | PianOreo (thunderoreoz) | 112.31 | 99% | 2022-01-27 |
| 4949. | CHEESE (looneycheese) | 112.30 | 98% | 2020-04-14 |
| 4950. | Ungenda (whooshmattoosh) | 112.29 | 95% | 2017-04-25 |
| 4951. | Jeff (yenemy) | 112.28 | 90% | 2015-11-23 |
| 4952. | Tony (violinplayer) | 112.28 | 96% | 2011-09-03 |
| 4953. | Bum (bumshakabum) | 112.28 | 98% | 2017-03-07 |
| 4954. | Tima (tima_geek02) | 112.27 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
| 4955. | Anon (invictafreet) | 112.27 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 4956. | Jason (mjasbor) | 112.27 | 98% | 2015-03-25 |
| 4957. | Uder (uder) | 112.27 | 96% | 2015-12-24 |
| 4958. | Young (youngflee) | 112.27 | 95% | 2015-08-08 |
| 4959. | Dre (goobird) | 112.26 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 4960. | David (xpoes) | 112.26 | 97% | 2020-11-14 |
| 4961. | yume (tanunki) | 112.25 | 99% | 2023-04-24 |
| 4962. | Blade (kingsblade) | 112.25 | 99% | 2020-07-10 |
| 4963. | ΨTransmigrationOfSoulsΨ (... | 112.25 | 98% | 2015-02-27 |
| 4964. | Vardan (vardan) | 112.25 | 98% | 2012-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |