And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13940. | Grigory (gregkhan) | 89.82 | 97% | 2017-03-23 |
| 13941. | opp (opp12w) | 89.82 | 98% | 2022-09-03 |
| 13942. | Minh (sep_complex) | 89.82 | 97% | 2011-06-11 |
| 13943. | Tabi (tabi) | 89.81 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 13944. | Derrick (mamba98) | 89.81 | 96% | 2021-08-31 |
| 13945. | Jared (buckdancer) | 89.81 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 13946. | JRT (jrt829) | 89.81 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 13947. | Forrupted (forruptedhrek) | 89.81 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 13948. | Shinji (nagkagrabe7) | 89.81 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 13949. | god (god_is_here) | 89.81 | 97% | 2021-11-19 |
| 13950. | Jason (jayjayghetto) | 89.81 | 96% | 2015-05-12 |
| 13951. | ng (mainsam) | 89.81 | — | 2009-02-22 |
| 13952. | mark (mark9406) | 89.81 | 94% | 2011-06-04 |
| 13953. | DeSparta (desparta) | 89.80 | 97% | 2018-01-01 |
| 13954. | iH8BigJ0sh (fazetyperrr) | 89.80 | 92% | 2016-01-28 |
| 13955. | lol (iknowright) | 89.80 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 13956. | Paul (jungps) | 89.79 | 95% | 2016-04-03 |
| 13957. | Josh (sci_karate) | 89.79 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 13958. | Jake Alexander (jakealexander) | 89.79 | 95% | 2015-06-26 |
| 13959. | André (kreuzfeld) | 89.79 | 97% | 2015-06-22 |
| 13960. | Shukz (boulter1994) | 89.79 | 97% | 2013-12-13 |
| 13961. | Rickard (remme) | 89.79 | — | 2009-04-12 |
| 13962. | Andrew (yendirox) | 89.79 | 97% | 2018-05-24 |
| 13963. | Simon (soppatorsk) | 89.79 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 13964. | Darmawan (darsiong) | 89.79 | — | 2009-11-29 |
| 13965. | Joe (thejow) | 89.78 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| 13966. | Jerry (jyoung2gu) | 89.78 | 98% | 2016-01-07 |
| 13967. | Arun (arun_karnati) | 89.78 | 95% | 2014-09-15 |
| 13968. | Yao (thewrongnumber) | 89.78 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 13969. | Michael (simonson2) | 89.78 | 97% | 2013-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |